Say No to
Barn!
Known Abusers
Warning: Most of these people are considered to be addicted an dangerous
to those who have not been exposed to barn abuse. Several of these are
known pushers whom have been verified as helping other abuse this
substance. Do not associate with these people unless under severe
duress!
APPROACH WITH
CAUTION!!!
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it!
NEW Chris B.- A very
sick individual who has been best friends with one of the worst abusers to walk
this Earth, the webmaster. Chris isn't pulled in to the abuse, but
encourages it right along with his bud. While one works on the science
minded population of the country, the other (Chris) works on the art minded side
of the culture. He has immersed hmself deep within the music department of
James Madison Unv., one of the best music schools on the east coast. He
has aided many people in their first abuse experience by bringing them to the
ole back country church he attends. Be very cautious when dealing with him
for we his well known for his wit, charms and good looks (can't prove it by the
BAARF staff, but this is what we are told.)
NEW Unknown - This masked man is a reported abuser
although little info in known on him at the moment. Our investigator think
he goes by the alias "Justin" and hails from a well liked family in the
Methodist Church clergy. All leads have taken us to a small Methodist
college in Arkansas. Consider armed, dangerous and with the ability to
disguise himself as popular movie footmen. More information will be
reported as it comes in.
NEW Jason - Raised in the small town of
Mt.Crawford which was surrounded by farms Jason has little chance of missing out
on the "Barning" sensation. He is a quiet guy until you hit a sensitive
subect and then he is as agressive as a rabid polecat. He became friends
with other barner's Chris J., Martin and Wes and his fate was then sealed.
At last known point in time he was a political science major we think at James
Madison Univ. Not real dangerous if you avoid the nice guy act.
NEW Travis - A barn addict from a young age,
Travis is not only addicted, but mental harmed by an evident overdose or
two. He has been known to do hairbrained stunts such as rock climbing and
impersonating a man with a bloody stump in effort to attract the attention of
ladies who seemed to flock to the wound. He can be found hanging out with
known addict Rachel, who recently introduced him to the webmaster himself.
Considered rather wild and explosive, be careful when approaching!
Julia
- The quiet conservative type whom is innocent enough that you would never
expect this type of thing to happen, but it did! Although she is a light
abuser, she is one none the less. She has been known to associate with
other known offenders such as Kate, Liz and the newly discovered Jenna.
Not hazadous enough to worry about when alone, but with her possie anything is
possible!
Jenna - The yankee is sheeps clothing! The girl with a sharp
tongue and a mean look is slowly going up the ladder to the highest level of
addiction! She denies this so as to hold her yankee image, but it does
littel good to those who know her. Soon I expect we shall see her openly
indulging in the pleasures of the barn! Very Dangerous!!
Martin - A natural born leader and abuser! His religous heritage is one of
the largest cults in association with barn abuse! He is almost to the
level of the webmaster himself! Beware of his wity charm which will pull
you in without even realizing it!
Laura - One of the worst barn abusers known to us. She denies this and ran
off to West Virginia Univ. to hide from those who realized her real problem!
Katelyn - Another seriously addicted abuser. Bad enough that she is
not only hooked on one barn, but a dairy parlor and several poultry houses as
well!
Cindy - Katelyn's sister who has followed in the abusing footsteps of her older
sibling
If you know of any other known offenders, please send the
webmaster a pic and a description of the level of addiction!
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NEW Chris B.- A very
sick individual who has been best friends with one of the worst abusers to walk
this Earth, the webmaster. Chris isn't pulled in to the abuse, but
encourages it right along with his bud. While one works on the science
minded population of the country, the other (Chris) works on the art minded side
of the culture. He has immersed hmself deep within the music department of
James Madison Unv., one of the best music schools on the east coast. He
has aided many people in their first abuse experience by bringing them to the
ole back country church he attends. Be very cautious when dealing with him
for we his well known for his wit, charms and good looks (can't prove it by the
BAARF staff, but this is what we are told.)
