GO-GURT KICKS FUCKIN' ASS, MAN!!
by barry
my mom went to the store today, cause its sunday and we were out of food. she brought back some gogurt (strawberry splash/berry blue blast) and i ate it and IT FUCKIN' ROCKS! WHOOOOOOOOO!! so i decided to make a page about it. the thing thats great about gogurt is that its portable yogurt. other yogurts you plug into the wall or the hose out back or some shit, but not gogurt. no sir, you can take gogurt ANYWHERE! GRAB AND GO YOGURT!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FUN TO EAT, NO NEED TO HEAT! unless you want hot gogurt, which you probably dont. i microwaved it earlier today and it turned all lumpy and kind of smelled, so i microwaved it some more, cause its sunday and there aint shit to do but make web pages about foods i like, and i dont want to waste gas cause its so fuckin expensive. thats the cool thing to do these days, when you have a car, is to talk about how fuckin expensive gas is, and how it costs so much to fill up my 1992 ford taurus. 1992 FORD TAURUS!! WHOOOOOOO!!!
this is what your typical strawberry splash gogurt looks like. if you ever decided to scan your gogurt, make sure you dont scan the package youve already opened and eaten part of.
no worry, gogurt is a snap to clean up! lick lick lick, lick the scanner, lick lick lick, lick that scanner...
paint your face, with the gogurt, paint your face, with the gogurt, paint paint paint, face face face, paint paint paint paint, face face face...
if you ever get bored on a sunday afternoon waiting for your mp3s to download cause you got a damn 56k and its slow as ass and you start listening to radiohead and you get in a wierd mood and theres no one to talk to and maybe you were sniffing glue earlier and so you decided to make a page about what youre eating at the moment and you smear the food on your face and fingerpaint with it on your scanner, try to keep it off your dads mouse. he will be angry, and you will have to clean it up. its not as fun as it sounds. but it is tasty. yes sir, tasty indeed.