The Legend of Succubus, Brian's Demon Couch
Brian's couch was purchased by his roommate's parents at a garage sale in Oklahoma for a mere $10. We may have reason to understand why this couch was so cheap. Conclusive evidence can now be shown linking this couch to many disturbing patterns of behavior and many disappearances: Keys, Remotes, and now people have been allegedly digested by this 9-foot-long corduroy monster. Bites have appeared on people lounging or sleeping on this couch, and otherworldly noises and glows have been emitted from its position in Brian's living room.
Once knowledge was gained of the demonic possession of this couch, people in contact with it began receiving messages asking for the name of the couch to establish communication. After much deliberation, it was decided to name the couch Succubus after a demon on the TV show South Park. The following images may be too graphic for some viewers: Peek out from one eye and close your browser if you become overwhelmed with shock.
Rare footage of Succubus snagging a meal
The unsuspecting victim is enjoying a game on the Playstation. Eyes intent on the screen, he is unaware of his doom
By the time you hear the voice of Succubus, it's already too late!
Notice the shock on the victim's face as his legs are pulled deeper into the nether regions of Succubus' gullet
Succubus paralyzes the victim with a viscous vat of venom, then pauses before sinking in the monstrous fangs
Succubus can be a messy eater, that's why Brian keeps a lot of carpet cleaner around
Brian: The next victim or the knowing master?
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