"I cross to the other side of the street."
"Does every Pixi Stick have a serial number on it?"
"If it's a pop can, it's in the Umbra."
"Ha-ha, Harry Potter, you saved me again."
"Stab him if he turns furry."
"He's here to service the Bishop."
"I'm not that young."
"You carve shapes into the ground."
"Yeah, well, you glow."
"Your nude body and the cat's butt. Yep. Can I have a Willpower point back?"
"They're gonna put me in a cloister! What's a cloister?"
"I was in the woods when the Angel Michael came on to me."
"Just goes to show, eventually somebody is going to eat the little girl."
"You are a strange pack - one too old, one too young, and one outsider."
"And one transvestite."
"You cannot summon elder gods with Hanneke's breasts."
"While I'm being bound and gagged, I'm going to go pee."
"The spirit of the owl is tearing the shit out of the spirit of your shoulder."
"Hey, your cherry has an expiration date."
"If anybody sees, hears, anything funny..."
"Laugh."
"I have an invaluable gift..."
"An invaluable gift to be a flake."
"Does the board of health know that you two may someday procreate?"
"What are we sensing?"
"Math."
"Stop talking in my accent."
"I'm just itching to do my pagan ritual in the graveyard."
"If a ghost came and left ectoplasm somewhere..."
"Eww."
"Dude, stop giving yourself a hickey with the hammer."
"Love is a strong word."
"So is Buddaka."
"Get a closet while you're up there."
"Pump up the Valium!"
"You don't just leave a body on the floor with a zombie."
"17-year-olds don't drive around without cars!"
"No one drives around without a car."
"Pam's got another character. Kill Eddie."
"Robin, would you still sleep with Brian if he were possessed?"
"Sure, as long as he can still knock me up."
"I've never heard a biological clock speak so clearly."
"We've eliminated the concept of lunch."
"Do we have anything expendable that I could throw at Matt?"
"Hanneke."
"You guys are a bunch of anti-Semites, not dreaming about Jews."
"Spiel, part one: Blah!"
"I go to sleep, I wake up as a flesh-eating demon. I'd rather the flesh-eating demon be handcuffed."
"And everybody's eating breakfast!"
"You know, one of these days we've got to get the HeroClix out to have a dance or something." (We use them to represent characters in combat.)
"What is wrong with Father Andre?"
"He's being played by Pam."
"So, you're covered in Vaseline and you're getting behind the vampire to poke him?"
"It's a couch-spider. Can I shoot it now?"
"Do any of your characters harbor secret desires to become wolves?"
"Say no, Pam!"
"Hey, the librarian could have a Bookmobile."
"It's so inconvenient to have our computer expert underneath two other players."
"Lemon meringue pies have everything to do with sex."
"You're not going to die unless you have a penis."
"Where's my knife?"
"We really need to finalize a plan here, even if it's a bad one."
"If we were Animorphs, we wouldn't have this problem."
"You're about to become Animorphs."
"Why do I have a pig on my lap?"
"Same reason you have an elephant on your head."
"When you guys feed, it's euphoric. When I feed, it's traumatic."
"So eat a cow."
"I can't believe it's over between Amy and I. She's like, 'Go feed on other chicks.'"
"It gets dark."
"We put on the headlights."
"Oh, shit. I'm a Spanish goth in Texas."
"OK, kitty. Can you stop squatting on my dice?
"Get the fuck away from my God-fish!"
"How many experience points to get a (doorbell rings) pizza?"
"I took 3 Paradox for this. You'd better have something useful for me, ya fuckin' cunt."
"Quit poking holes in my theory, sloppy-box!"
"The goth wannabe, the punk and a nun walk into a gazebo...."
"Have you mastered your Ferrets?"
"Piercy von Egyptian-head?"
"Shush."
"How did I get 35 and 35 to equal 40?"
"You can't have a roof in the middle of an apartment."
"I should've made more NPCs."
"I have magic coming out of my ass."
"Most of us do. It's that type of setting."
"Daughter is a relative term."
"That was bad, even for you."
"Show me on the nachos where he touched you."
"You just totally destroyed my army of orc gummibears!"
"You're going into the city as a stranger with no shirt and a Rage of 8? You'll be the belle of the ball."
"They all look around as though expecting something to leap out of the wall and eat them."
"I could oblige."
"You're in Homid form. Are you naked?"
"If we time this really good, we can still kill everyone."
"Ahrouns don't got no faces."
"We've got a pit of doom in the ocean, a magic ball we can't break, and now the Ahroun wants to learn pottery."
"I think your new Garou name is 'Needs Nouns.'"
"The apple doesn't fall far from the branch."
"Not when the apple is hanging on the branch and humping it, no."
"I am going to spit water out my nose before the night is over."
"Another steps into place behind you."
"I fart."
"Who's the peasant now, bitch?"
"What do you two have to say for yourselves?"
(in unison) "I didn't do it!"
"I'm not a mouse! I'm not a mouse! I'm made of wood!"
"I'm about to invent the curb-stomp."
"And Ebonics."
"He's an alchemist. He's got mothballs."
"Steal breasts?"
"Priests are arrow magnets."
"Better you kill me than eat my soul."
"I don't want your soul. Probably taste like shoe leather."
"Fat people should have more spreading room."
"You can still have furry pants! You can decide one morning, 'I want furry pants!' and bing!"
"Speaking of, do you have any of that symbolic blood?"
"Someone knocked up one of my sheep."
"I didn't do it!"
"I've been busy."
"What's your excuse?"
"I've been baking cakes."
"If my farm is infected with demons, I want to do something about it."
"I want to Ken that sheep. Is it an evil sheep?"
"Trick the Baron's soldiers...how do we do that?"
"We are fae. This shouldn't be that much of a problem."
"There's always time for sodomy!"
"J-E-L-L-O!"
"Is the goat in fetish gear?"
"Do you see a goblin that steals your Splenda?"
"Which saint's teeth are these?"
"Saint Toothless?"
"You win the fuck-up award of the day."
"Demons don't like s'mores!"
"How do you know?"
"Good point."
"You're going to liquefy Hound's brain?"
"You can't really give a fire inanimae a sunburn."
"I'm going to go to Seven Oaks and get pants."
"He was horribly murdered. Torn to pieces."
"By what?"
"A Scotsman."
"Sordid baked goods?"
"Assorted. Assorted baked goods."
"Did you order another priest?"
"We would be pretty pimp compared to changelings. 'What are you dancing for?'"
"Don't make me pee on your leg."
"Don't make me put you on a leash."
"And thus, German fetish porn was born."
"A real hedgehog would shoot him in the back with a crossbow."
"Is this a common thing? Telepathy?"
"It's not fae magic, but it's glowy."
"I can't drink when I'm fire, can I?"
"There's no 'i' in 'murder.'"
"Where there's fire, there might be loot."
"I think that's the most sensible thing I've ever heard you say."
"Magically sure or hopefully sure?"
"No, I don't know a demon! We just talked!"
"I've read my Tolkein. I know the first thing to go when the goblins attack."
"The hobbits?"
"When I was digging up worms, did they seem normal?"
"I'm a little glowy electric squirrel."
"I do, in fact, speak German, because I live in Germany."
"You know, collectively we're an omen."
"Are you saying I'm an omen pidgeon?"
"Oh, let's take the shortcut so we can jump into the fuckin' lava! Retards."
