March 19 update: OMG update. Things are moving slowly for two reasons. First, I'm one lazy fucker. Second, I just got MVP Baseball 2004 which is the SHIT. Some of the shit is up. Some of the shit is fucked up.

 

Wells agrees to one-year contract with Padres
BASE SALARY IS $1.25 MILLION BUT COULD REACH $7 MILLION

David Wells, the hefty, free-spirited left-hander, spurned the New York Yankees and agreed to a one-year contract with his hometown San Diego Padres on Wednesday.
Wells, 40, is expected to lead the Padres' rotation in the club's first year in its new $458 million downtown ballpark. [more]