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Everyting I Really Need to Know I Learned from Noah
1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

2. Stay fit.  When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something really big.

3. Don't listen to critics.  Do what has to be done.

4. Build on high ground.

5. For safety's sake travel in pairs.

6. Two heads are better then one.

7. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

8. If you can't fight or flee, float!

9. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

10. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

11. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complaim-shovel!

12. Stay below deck during the storm.

13. Remember that the ark was built by anateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.

14. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

15. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are aften a bigger threat than the storm outside.

16. No matter how bleak it look, there's always a rainbow on the other side.

17. Don't miss the boat!