I Love You; No, *You*—Wait, Maybe It's YOU…
Er, uh, hello. This is basically a page dedicated to every single person on the face of this planet that I adore to no end and want to marry someday. Um, not to mention the fact that this is incredibly impossible, I must also say that this is an incredibly LONG list. So, I'll start with the first person that I ever loved in my whole entire life…
Paul McCartney
Oh, the illustrious Paul McCartney. The "pretty" Beatle. I've liked The Beatles since before I was born, and after I was born, I just turned to loving Paul. He'll always have a special place in my heart that NO-ONE can take. However, as of last year, I realized that my favourite Beatle would simply have to be...
George Harrison
So, why did I change from the "cute" Beatle to the "quiet" one? I have no idea. I always kind of liked him, but he... he just appealed to me. I can't help but love him!
Mike Nesmith
I. Love. This. Man. He's obviously the hardest-working Monkee and the cutest. Hee! Wait, I may just contradict myself...
Micky Dolenz
Okay, maybe HE's the cutest Monkee. I don't know!! I can't decide, I'm too fickle! But, oh! Look at those curls! That face! Face...? Oh yeah...
Dirk Benedict
Ooh, ooh, Dirk! He was Face on The A-Team. I mean look at him! *He* gets another picture. 
Gosh, he's so lovely... speaking of The A-Team...
Dwight Schultz
It's Dwight! It's Dwight! Gee, I love him, too! He was Murdock on The A-Team. His leather jacket that he normally wore was just so... ah! Gotta love him.
George Peppard
He's Hannibal on The A-Team, but boy, when George Peppard was younger... HE'S SO CUTE!! Just LOOK at that picture above you! Just LOOK! Hmm... *sighs dreamily*
Arlo Guthrie
Arlo Guthrie, folk singer/hippie. I met him on 22nd July 2001 and shook his hand, and got his and his son's autographs! Plus the fact that he's just sexy anyway. La la la...
Donovan
He's a hippie as well. And a folk singer too. Hmm... Well, I love him! He's Scottish and beautiful. Just... beautiful...
Paul Jones
Yeah, he's the lead singer from Manfred Mann! Ooh, I love him. My thanks to Sp-ev for this picture!!
The Who
The Who. I love all four! From left: Pete Townshend, Keith Moon, John Entwistle, and Roger Daltrey. A big *rrrRUFF* to all of them!
Dave Davies
Oh please, like you didn't see this one coming. I love him to death! He's... oh jeez, he's just the greatest, isn't he?
Mick Avory
He was my 1st favourite Kink--because he looks like Keith Moon. LOOK at him! Although in some other pics I've seen, I think Mick looks like a cross between Dave Clark and Keith Moon.
Mike Smith
Mike's the lead singer for The Dave Clark Five. Gee, he's gowjas... ahem. No, really... wow...
The Police
Aww, what can you NOT love about these guys? From left: Stewart Copeland, an upside-down Sting, and Andy Summers. They fought constantly, yet they loved each other. SO CUTE!!
Dave Foley
Oh, those things which inhabit the region below Dave's eyebrows are not eyes... they are BLUE MARBLES OF DOOM. You shall worship them for their beauty, and long for them with an ache. He's a Kid In The Hall, *and* he was on NewsRadio.
Mark McKinney
Suddenly, this other Kid In The Hall, by the name of Mark, has been attracting me in odd ways. Why? We'll never know. Maybe it's that smile... oh, so gorgeous...
David Spade
Another gorgeous man. I have no idea what first attracted me to him. It just is what it is!
Martin Kratt
Don't hit, don't hit me! I'm a good girl! I just love him, okay? He's on Zoboomafoo for those of you who like little kid shows!
Steve Burns
Alright, alright! OW! I was pummeled enough before! What can I do?! I'm doomed to like little kid shows! Oh come on, you KNOW he's "the Blue's Clues guy"... now shut up!
Kevin Tighe
Kevin plays Roy DeSoto on one of my new favourite shows from the 70s, Emergency!. Agh, he's so beautiful... well, *I* think he is, anyway...
Randolph Mantooth
Randy (hee!) is John Gage on Emergency!. He's beautiful, too. *AND* he's supposed to be the cute one! Weehee!
Paul Nicholas
He's Cousin Kevin in the movie Tommy, and he's also Dougie Shears in the movie Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! Okay, so the first one is good and the second is bad... I don't care! I think he's gowjas.
Ian McShane
I didn't fall in love with him because he's Lovejoy. No, I first saw him in "If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium," a really wonderful film from 1969. God he was so cute... I love him loads!!
I think I covered them all! WOW! That's a... a LOT of people, I'll tell you THAT much. Ah well!
SPEMMY'S NEW CRUSHES - are you shocked? Why?!
John Cleese, Eric Idle, and Michael Palin
Yeah, okay, so I love ALL THREE. I can't choose just one! Aheeeee! John Cleese, Eric Idle, and Michael Palin are basically my newest crushes although I think I love John Cleese the best. Well, I've got pictures of each of them anyway so here goes!
John Cleese
Eric Idle
Michael Palin
God I love Monty Python...
So I lied. I have more loves than EVER!
Felix and Oscar
I love my parakeets. They are incredibly sweet and incredibly psychopathic, hee heeeee! Felix is the yellow one on the left and Oscar is the blue one on the right. Heh. Oscar's taking over the world, you know. Eep... he didn't want me to say anything about that...
Graham Nash
Graham Nash is one of the lead singers for The Hollies. He's really a lovely person. He was also in Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young,another band from the 60s-70s that I can't live without. Plus, Graham was REALLY sweet to me on his guestbook thingy on his site, so you can't beat that!
The Quest & The 2ndQuest
These Quests are little things that I created that I'm absolutely crazy about. It's the best bloody image-story I've ever done! (It's the ONLY image-story I've ever done.) Everyone should go and read it here, then go on to the second one! Yeah yeah yeah! (Beatle influence there... sorry.)
Michael Crawford
Ooooh, Michael Crawford is pretty. Every time I think of him all I can hear is this one thing he said in the movie How I Won the War: "Paaaaddle!" AHAHHAHAHAHAHAA! Never mind.
Walter Koenig
Walter Koenig, a.k.a. Chekov on Star Trek, is my absolute favourite Lithuanian-Russian actor. PHWOARGH. It's funny hearing him talk without the put-on Russian accent, though.
Neil Innes
YOU WILL LOVE NEIL INNES. Actually, I don't exactly care if you do--*I* love him! He's Ron Nasty from "The Rutles" and I'll love him forever and ever!
James-kun
Yes, I am AWARE he is a 'cartoon character.' He's from Yasuko Aoike's wonderful manga, From Eroica With Love. I LOVE HIM!! And yes, I call him "James-sama." Don't ask.
John Paul Jones
The bassist from Led Zeppelin, who I REALLY want to steal. I LOVE HIM! PHWOARGH! He's so bleedin' GOWJAS!
John Inman
John Inman plays Mr. Humprhies one of the BEST Britcoms ever, Are You Being Served? HE'S SO ADORABLE AND LOVELY!! And you can't say he doesn't have a nice body because you can see the leather outline! RrrrrrRUFF! Ahem.
