Quotes:
Young
Girl: I understand
you studied philosophy at school.
Sandy Bates:
Uh, no, that's not true. I-I-I did take - I took one course in existential philosophy
at, uh, at New York University, and on, uh, on the final ... they gave me ten
questions, and, uh, I couldn't answer a single one of 'em. You know? I left 'em
all blank... I got a hundred.
Sandy
Bates: You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you
can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.
Vivian
Orkin: In this
film, he played the part of God.
Ghost of Sandy Bates:
This was not easy, folks, because, uh, you know, I-I-I didn't know what the hell
I was doing, and I don't have a good voice for God.
Vivian
Orkin: And he received an Academy Award for his convincing portrayal of
God ... although they had to use another actor's voice.
Sandy
Bates: To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition.
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