Dunglap:  Hey CatDog!  Great to see you!  Wowie I didn't know you had sisters!

Cat:  They aren't our sisters. They are our girlfriends. Meet Doggy and Catty.

Dunglap: Pleased to meet you girls.  *Shakes their hands* Whoa CatDog with girlfriends, never thought I'd see the day.  Ha ha Congrats CatDog!   Now, what would you guys like to drink?   Wait'll Mervis hears this!

Dunglap takes the orders and heads back to the kitchen to get them ready and tells Mervis about CatDog's girlfriends.   The 4 sit in silence and hear Dunglap and Mervis in the kitchen arguing.

(Heard from kitchen)

Dunglap: I'm telling you it's a REAL catdog!

Mervis: Bologna! You're full of it, you tried this trick before and it won't work this time! 

Dunglap:   You are so stubborn sometimes, and a big jerk for not believing me!

Mervis:  Twenty-five bucks, say's your full of it!

Dunglap:  Oh yeah?  DEAL! HERE! (Shoves drink tray in Mervis's face) Bring em their stuff!

Mervis:  Yeah whatever.  (Takes tray)  This'll be the easiest 25 bucks!

Meanwhile, at the table, Cat, Dog, Catty, and Dog all gave each other the same look and laughed.  Mervis, walked out with the drinks.  He saw where CatDog was sitting, and noticed Doggy and Catty with them.  His jaw, and tray dropped.  CRASH!

Mervis:  Holy mackerel!  Dunglap was right!

CatDog get up to help Mervis.

Dog:  Mervis are you all right?  

Dunglap rushed out too.

Dunglap: Clumsy pig!  See I told you! You owe me 25 bucks HA HA!

And with that, Mervis forgot that CatDog and their girlfriends were there, and spouted back to Dunglap.

Mervis: No way!  I said 25 cents!  But I'm not giving you a dime!

Dunglap:  Yeah you did!  I heard you I’m not deaf!  You said 25 bucks now hand it over!

Mervis:  You'll have to make me first! 

Cat:  (yelled) WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF!

Mervis and Dunglap stopped and were completely silent.

Cat:  Thank you, (clears throat) Mervis meet my girlfriend, Do err Catty, and Dog's girlfriend Doggy.

Mervis: It's a pleasure. *Shakes hands* Are you really connected just like CatDog?

Doggy:  Yes, see? 

Both stand up revealing the definite connection.

Catty: Ever since wee kitties!  Hee hee hee

Doggy: Puppy, and kitten, sis.

Catty: Oh, whatever. hee hee

Dunglap went back to the kitchen, and came back with their drinks.

CatDog and DoggyCatty sit back down and enjoy their beverages, while Mervis pulls up a chair.  The place isn't busy at all, the last potential customer ran out during the commotion.   CatDog recap how they met through the CatDog mailer.  Doggy and Catty, said how much they enjoyed their stay in Nearburg so far despite some mishaps. 

 After a bit, Doggy and Catty excused themselves to the ladies room.   Just then Rancid Rabbit was walking by down the street and looked inside the window of the restaurant.  He spotted Doggy and Catty walking, together, and his first thought was, women, always going to bathroom in pairs, then he gave a second look, and noticed only 4 paws, and looked closer, clearly seeing that the mysterious girls were ATTACHED, just like CatDog.     Dunglap, looked up towards the window.  Rancid immediately ducked down, and crawled out of the window's view.  

The wheels made of gold and silver, started spinning wildly in his head.   Rancid, thought, hmmm a female CatDog!  Leaping lumbagos, there's some money making scheme I can come up with these girls, they could be freaky but gorgeous stars!  I'll make a fortune!  He cackled to himself, and immediately rushed to the Greaser clubhouse to devise his evil plan.   He knocked on the door, Lube answered.

Lube:  Duuh did you uhh bring us pretty pink eggys?

Cliff pushed Lube out of the way.

Cliff: What is it long ears?  We had a very trying day!  (Rubs soar chin)

Rancid: Greasers, I have an important and fun job for you.  We will make a fortune!

Shriek: HAH!  Last time you said that, I had to wait several months for my yellow curls to grow back in!!  NO THANK YOU!

Lube:  Duh and I had a lotta trouble, putting my umm brainy back into my top part of my umm body.

Rancid: Never fear greasy ones, this plan is full proof and involves CatDog!

Shriek:  (sighs) It always involves them, and quite frankly I'm sick and tired of hurting my pooor Dog and....

Everyone looks at her with puzzled looks.

Shriek: Oh, I mean I'm just bored, and uuh need a vacation!

Cliff:  Wait, wait!  Let's hear the bunny out!

Cliff started to think about the lovely and strong Doggy, she reminded him a little of his tough and dear mom.  Maybe with CatDog out of the picture, then he could make his move on Doggy and Catty too. They were both hot looking broads.

Cliff: What's you got in mind Rancid?

Rancid: Good dog, now here's the plan….....

Meanwhile, back with CatDog and DoggyCatty a few hours pass.   They returned home, to get changed for a formal night on the town.   Doggy and Catty were sheer glorious sights.  Doggy wore a shimmery golden evening gown, and Catty wore a glittery sequined pink gown.   When CatDog saw them, their eyes almost popped out of the sockets.  Though, let's not forget CatDog, they were totally dashing in their tuxedos.  The four went to an expensive restaurant; there they used their charms on Dog and Catty, to convince them to go to see the production of Dogeo and Catliet.  Doggy and Cat, both had the same idea to breathe some culture into their mates.  They arrived, 20 minutes early for the performance, which gave them enough time to buy the tickets, find their seats and attempt to situate them selves so that the couples sat together.  Somehow they managed, to sit together, with Doggy, then Dog, then Catty, then Cat on the end.

Sensational performance!   Randolph and Tallulah played Dogeo and Catliet well!  Randolph looked unusual in a dog costume but was made for the part.  A spellbinding feeling surrounded Cat and Doggy, while Dog and Catty, fell asleep on each other’s shoulders, which disappointed Cat and Doggy.  Cat looked at Catty, and Doggy looked at Dog, and then frowned.   They looked across at each other.   Cat sighed and whispered.

Cat: Well, we tried.

Doggy: Yes, that's what counts.   Umm, enjoy the rest of the show.   

Cat: Thanks. You too.

They smiled at each other, and then faced the stage.  They equally enjoyed the performance, and pretty much experienced similar thoughts as one another through the show.    The thoughts grew stronger as the balcony scene came on.   They smiled to their own self, and mused at the fiasco that morning.  All they could think about is how much passion the other, had put behind the timeless poetry of Shakesbone.    They thought about each other’s hands, how nice they felt when joined.  It delighted and terrified them at the same time, for Cat and Doggy were beginning to fall for one another.

This depressed them, because they knew that they were just friends and that Dog, and Catty were their significant others.   Plus the last thing they wanted to do was hurt Dog and Catty.  Cat and Doggy couldn't live with themselves, convinced that Catty, and Dog loved Cat, and Doggy very much.   

Both sighed sadly and quietly, at the exact same time.

Later, the play is over and Catty and Dog are forced awoken by their siblings giving a standing ovation with the rest of the audience.  Both Doggy and Cat, had tears in their eyes.

Cat: BRAVO!  BRAVO!

Doggy: BRAVO! ENCORE! MARVELOUS!

Catty and Dog, were polite and applauded too.   Dog whispered to Catty.

  Dog: That was the best nap ever. heh heh heh

Catty: hee hee hee Yup!

Cat and Doggy, sneered at them.

Cat:  You missed a great performance, shame on you DOG!

Doggy:  I agree, Catty that was very rude to do to your boyfriend Cat, he deserves much better. 

Dog and Catty role their eyes at the comments, and shrugged it off.

Doggy:  Cat, that Randolph Grant is a fabulous actor, do you know him at all?  

Cat:  Actually Dog and I do occasionally run into him, and Tallulah.  Hey I got a great idea, how about we go back stage and I can introduce you girls to them and we can get a chance to congratulate them as well.

Doggy:  Wonderful idea, let's hurry before they leave. 

Catty: EEEEE Talking!  Now THAT'S what I like to do!   Hooray for kitty cutie! 

Catty, caresses and pets Cat's head a bit, excited, and ready to go.  Doggy looks on; feeling a tinge of jealousy, but then puts her hand on Dog's shoulder, and smiles.  Dog looks at Doggy and smiles back.

Dog:  Hi ho diggety lets go! heh heh heh

Dog starts running, towards the stage, dragging Cat behind.    Catty with glee swiftly follows them, with Doggy running behind too.  They come to a stop so not to bump into the crowd trying to get backstage too.  They eventually make it back there, and see Randolph in the distance being congratulated by others.    CatDog walk up to him, with DoggyCatty.  

Cat:  Great performance Randy!  I would like to introduce you to our new girlfriends; this is Doggy and Catty, bicranial quadrupeds, just like us!  

Randolph:  Holy shmoly another double headed set of darlings! very gorgeous darlings as well!  It's crazy and wild and I absolutely love it!   CatDog you lucky devils!  You 4 must attend the cast party tonight!

Doggy: Very pleased to meet you, you're a sensational actor, Mr. Grant.   You gave new meaning to Dogeo. 

Randolph: Please, please call me Randolph, (kisses her hand), and I'm so delighted you liked it!

Catty:  Yeah, and thanks for inviting us, I love to paaarrrrrrttaaayy!  Hee hee hee

Randolph: Marvelous!  You strike me as a gal that can really cut a rug! (Winks at Catty)  Mm mm CatDog, where did you find such lovely double visions?   (Kisses Catty's hand and she giggles)

Catty: Heeheehee your mustache tickles!

CatDog, glance at Randolph not knowing what to think of his friendly actions toward their dates.   But they have known Randolph long enough, to know that he's just a friendly and suave fellow. 

Tallulah, calls to Randolph as she's hurrying out the back door.

Tallulah:  Randolph darling, you don't want to be late.  Hurry up they are waiting! 

Randolph calls back.

Randolph: Be right there sweetHEART!  (Turns back)  You four must join us!  The party is at the swingin' Cha Cha Club.   Oh I can feel in my bones, we're in for a crazy and wild night!  See ya there! 

Randolph waves at them and heads out the back door.   The four make their way out of the theatre, and into parking lot quickly.   Cat was a little leery about getting there, when Randolph was already inside, for fear the doorman would refuse them, and disappointed the girls.    Cat drives to club, as fast as he can within the rules of the road.   They arrive, just in time to see Randolph and Tallulah about ready to walk in, Cat being a smarty calls to him, to make sure they get in.

Cat: (shouts) RANDOLPH! 

Randolph turns around and sees them, and waits for CatDog and DoggyCatty to catch up.   Randolph being the gentleman lets Doggy and Catty go first, but then goes next with CatDog following in.  

Randolph:  Welcome Doggy and Catty to the cast party of the year!  Everyone who's anyone is here tonight.   And you two complete the icing of the cake! Come with me ladies, you simply must sit with me at the head table everyone will love you!  

Catty:  Yaay this is fun!  Come on CatDog! 

CatDog follow their girlfriends following Randolph, to the head table.    Randolph made sure Catty was sitting next to him, another celebrity a fox named Brad Pitch, who was a famous actor and singer, noticed Randolph and the gorgeous gals too, and nudged CatDog aside making sure to sit on the other side of the sisters next to Doggy.    Poor CatDog were stuck on the very end of the table and could hardly hear what the girls, Randolph and his friends were talking about.   It looked as if momentarily Doggy and Catty forgot all about their poor boyfriend's CatDog.    They were lost in conversation and having a super time with the posh celebrities of Nearburg. 

Winslow and Sadie, were at the party too; shmoozing and mingling.  Winslow saw CatDog over at the head table, and then saw Doggy and Catty, away from them with Randolph and friends.   Winslow told Sadie, he'd be back. He was going to talk with CatDog for a bit.  Winslow saw a wide opening to embarrass and humiliate them, something he loved to do.  

Winslow: psst! Cat, Dog come eere, for a minute.

CatDog saw Winslow in the shadows, and got up from the table for a few minutes, to go see what he wanted. 

Winslow: Heh heh. Havin’ a good time with your goils, boys? 

Cat: (sarcastically) Humph just peeeachy!

Dog:  (whimpers) I think we are being ignored.  I don't like feeling left out.

Winslow:  All right boys not to worry. Now listen I have a plan that will sail your dreamboats back to you for good.   I'll arrange the house for a little alone romance time, for you guys, candles, pretty music, the woirks. 

Cat was suspicious, what are you up to blue man? 

Winslow:  Moi?  Hows come every time I try to do something good for you two, you think I'm up to no good?

Cat:  What?  You’re always up to no good!

Winslow:  Well not to worry, I have changed I realize now, with my dear darling Sadie in my life, that love is more important than trying to make your life miserable.   Plus, I never saw youse two happier, with such lovely dames.

Cat sighed, and then looked back over at the table, seeing that Randolph, DoggyCatty and Brad Pitch weren't there, they were dancing with DoggyCatty, and Cat could just tell that Randolph and Brad had more in mind than just dancing, but that he was being very smooth about it.

Cat: Ok, don't know why I should, but I'm going to trust you.

Winslow: heh heh, Good here's what youse two are gonna do...

CatDog bend down, listening to Winslow's plan.   Dog and Cat both agree it shouldn't fail.  Cat gets a devilish smile on his face.

Winslow:  Ok CatDog, now, youse know what to do, go back over and socialize for a few minutes, then fake not feeling well, Catty and Doggy will feel bad and then you guys can head home, and I’ll be there with everything ready. Heh heh

Cat:  Hmmmm, it's crazy enough to work. 

Dog:  See Cat, I told you deep down Winslow's a great little meece, heh heh heh I mean mouse.   heh heh heh

Winslow: heh heh, Go; get back to your dates. See ya!

The girls, Randolph and Brad, were back at the table laughing and having a grand time.  Cat decided not to waste any time, when he noticed Brad getting a bit too close to Doggy, and also put his arm around her.   Cat was fuming at how fast these posh guys worked.  

Cat: Grrr, Dog no more socializing! We are getting out of here before it's too late.

Dog: Let's get down to business!

CatDog walked closer and closer to the table, and Cat very subtly yelped in pain.

Cat: Oww owww ooooowwwww!  (Holds head)

Everyone at the table stopped and looked up at Cat.

Doggy:  Cat, are you all right? 

Doggy took Brad’s arm off her shoulder, and looked concerned.

Cat:  Oh it's nothing just a slight headache for some reason, OWW OOWW!   (Gasps)

I'll be all right I'm sure.  OW!

Dog:  Poor Cat.

Catty:  Ahh poor Kitty!

Cat:  No problem. I'll be fine I'm sure.

Doggy: Nonsense!  CatDog, you poor boys probably need some rest, it is getting a bit late.   Randolph, Brad, Tallulah thank you for inviting us, we had a lovely time.

Catty:  Totally cool!  Randy you’re a super duper dancer too!

Randolph:  Ahh what a shame.  Maybe we can do this again sometime.   Take care of yourselves old men, (shakes Cat and Dog's hand).  Ladies, it’s been an absolute pleasure, I hope while your staying in Nearburg we can run into one another again sometime.  So long my double darlings.  

Randolph and Brad kissed Doggy and Catty's hand's before they got a chance to get up from the table.    Doggy and Catty get up and pet Cat’s head to comfort him since he was feeling ill.  

Catty: My poor kitty.

They all make their way to the exit, and to parking lot.  Catty forgot her purse inside.  Cat offered to get it, but since he wasn’t feeling well Doggy and Catty insisted he and Dog stay put.  Cat hand’s Dog the keys, for both his hands to be free and hold onto his head in pain.

Cat: Ouch!  Hold this Dog.

Dog took them while the girls gave Cat another look of concern, and then went back inside.   Dog started to feel an itch so he put the keys down on a nearby car, rather than handing them back to Cat.  When the girls were inside, Dog delighted at how the plan was working, and began jumping and running around jerking Cat along.  This started to give Cat, an actual not fake headache.

Cat: Ouch!  Dog, DOG, stop!   I’m supposed to be sick remember?  Give me back my keys.

Dog looked in his empty hands, and remembered that he laid them down on the car next to them. 

Dog:  I put them down on this blue car right here.

Cat: On this car right there?

Dog: Yeah. I think so.

Cat:  Um you sure this is the car?

Dog: Yes I’m sure.

Cat: Ok then WHERE ARE THEY??

Dog: The keys were there a minute ago.

Cat: Oh no! Someone stole them but whom?  I didn’t see anyone around!

CatDog started panicking, and ran back into the club to see what was holding them up.   Cat was furious at Dog’s stupid mistake but too frightened to get angry.   They found DoggyCatty cornered by Randolph’s friends again.  They ran over to them quick as they could.

Cat:  Girls, we have a problem.

Dog: A humogoid of a probl-lem!

Doggy:  Oh no what is it did you’re headache get worse?  I’m sorry, we were just about to go then….

Cat: Never mind!  Come we must talk alone!

Doggy saw the direness of Cat’s eyes and didn’t hesitate.  They quickly said good-bye to Randolph and company again, and hurried outside.   Things became worse!  Not only the keys, but also now the car was gone too!

Catty:  Neat!  You have a car you can make invisible too just like “Wondercat-woman!  Hee hee

Cat and Dog:  (gasps) OH NO!

Doggy:  Catty the car was stolen! 

Catty:  Oh wait, that’s bad right? OH NO!

Terrifying feelings came over them, along with frustration, anger and despair. 

Cat:  The keys were stolen too, including the house key!   Whoever has them and the car, can get in the house too!  We’ll be robbed blind if they know where we live!

Doggy:  How could you be so careless Cat?   I know you weren’t feeling well, but.

Cat: ME??  No way!  My only part of the blame is I trusted this idiot attached to me, to hold onto them!  He lays them down without thinking of the dire consequences!   Now we are stranded and it’s his entire dumb fault!

Cat points to Dog, and Dog lays his head low very ashamed and very upset.  Doggy grew angry at Dog as well.

Doggy:  That was really stupid Dog!

Cat:  I should have known better than to trust you with a simple task!

Dog was bawling like a confused and hurt puppy, and Catty became mad at her sister and Cat for treating Dog so meanly.  Everyone makes mistakes.

Dog: (whimpering) I’m so sorry, please I was caught up in the moment. 

Tears trickled down his cheeks as Catty yelled at Doggy and Cat.

Catty:  You two are being real big meanies!   Say you’re sorry to the poor puppy!

Catty wipes Dog’s tears away with a lock of her hair.

Catty:  It’s ok puppy.  Unlike Mr. And Mrs. Puurrfectos, we all make mistakes.

Doggy:  Its pea-brains like you two that make them ALL the time!

Catty:  Least we know how to relax, and giggle the crummys off!  You, you YOU GEEK!  And I do not! It’s always hard to live by your snooty tooty standards!

Dog: YEAH!  Exactly Catty!  You’re hard to live with too Cat, with all your snoring “CatzFART” opera and you never play with toys you keep them in boxes cause your tooooo boring to know how to PLAY!  Those toys are so lonely and sad! 

Doggy:  Don’t you EVER make fun of a genius like “Catzart”!   How typical of such an uncouth fellow, tsk tsk!

Catty:  Dog has nice teeth, you, you, uuumm…

Dog:  STUPID DOG! 

Cat: Oh ho, very clever.  I feel so sorry for you two.   It must be hard taking turns sharing a tiny brain the size of a molecule!

Doggy: Nice one Cat!  It’s about time I meet someone who understands my unfortunate situations.

Catty:  You two are really mean and uptight!  I think I thunk wrong about you Cat!  You’re different than I thought.  You’re really mean and although you’re cute in a nerdy to the max way, you’re so boring and snoring!   Dog is a total sweety-pie and if I were his girlfriend I’d treat him nicer than you, Doggy!

Cat didn’t know what to say his ears sort of drooped down, and first thought was, now my girlfriend hates me until Doggy yelled back at her sister standing up for Cat, and raising his ears back up again in surprise.

Doggy:  You disgust me!  How could you speak of your boyfriend like that! What in the world is wrong with you?  How can you insult this handsome, sweet, romantic, intelligent guy like that?  You are without a doubt whatsoever an utter buffoon.  Any cat should be so lucky to be blessed by Eros.  Cat gives you a romantic poem; I saw you crumple it up in a ball and shove it in your suitcase!

Cat’s eyes widened after hearing all of this, he felt a little hurt hearing that his deepest most sincere thoughts became wrinkled like that.  Doggy continued speaking.

Doggy:  It was his idea to please us with a pool, even though I knew by the expressions that he hates water.  He tries to romance you with Shakesbone, you then laugh or fall asleep!  I don’t know how Cat can stand the sight of you.  You’re not very clean or neat; you have hardly any stimulating brain waves, unless scientists use them to find a cure for stupidity!  Cat deserves much better than your nonsense.

Catty felt really bad, and was about to cry, until Dog growled and spoke.

Dog: Hey that sounded really nasty!  You shouldn’t be so mean to your sissy like that.  She’s beautiful and ton of fun to be around!   I’ll take Catty with me on a truck chase anytime!  Catty has the cutiest most sweetiest laugh ever!   I didn’t know that such a fun and relaxed cat existed.  Being attached to this wet noodle!  (Points to Cat)

Catty smiled at Dog and giggled. 

Dog: Ahh. That’s much better and more like it cutie-pie! Heh heh heh.

Cat was appalled at his brother.  He should be apologizing to Doggy instead of flirting with her sister.  How very disrespectful.

Cat:  DOG! What are you doing?  She’s not you’re girlfriend!  Doggy’s mine!   I mean yours!  You should have enough sense to realize such an angelic and profound creature. A rare flower with gliding gorgeous grace, such a beautiful face, hair that burns a man’s heart ten times more than a forest fire, eyes that shimmer like emerald treasures. 

As Cat was saying this, he turned away from Dog, looking at Doggy and described what he saw as his heart, did feel like it was burning somehow.

Dog immediately blocks Cat’s view getting in Cat’s face and screamed.

Dog: OH YEAH?? How can you overlook Catty!  She’s totally cutie!  Outrageous MAMA of energy!  With eyes as blue as peritty sky! Hair full of glowing golden yellow happy sunshine rays! 

The sisters grew silent for a moment they listened to CatDog basically arguing over which sister was better.  Doggy was extremely flattered with what Cat was saying; likewise Catty was swooning over Dog’s comments.    It was clear now that in this case opposites attracting was only temporarily.  Now that all four are getting to know one other better, feelings are changing.   However, the felines still have feelings for one another, same as the canines.  Attractions are still there, being the same species and in general being like the sibling they care for most for many years since infancy.  

Though that may seem puzzling, the fact is all their lives they grew up attached to their complete opposites and did enjoy the novelty of meeting the opposite gender of their sibling type, yet longed for a close companion exactly like him or herself.   Now, they are faced with BOTH.  Still at the present time and frustrating situation, all four were swept off his or her feet by their significant other’s sibling.   Doggy and Catty knew what to do.   Doggy drew closer to Cat; Catty drew closer to Dog.  Cat and Dog, were a tad uneasy.  They were not sure what to expect from the sisters.  The girls spoke.

Doggy:  Did you really mean what you said?

Doggy smiled lovingly at Cat, touching his cheek lightly.  Cat knew he had gone too far to hold back the truth now.  He really wanted her to know his feelings in hopes that she returned them, yet terrified of the friendship being shattered if she was just being nice earlier. 

Cat: Well, yes. I didn’t mean for this to happen. Doggy I honestly fell for you as soon as opened my eyes this morning after reciting the balcony scene.  I tried to force it out of my mind, but all through the day I kept thinking about you, and enjoying your company.  During the performance I couldn’t help imagine that Catliet was you and I was Dogeo.  I can’t hold my feelings any longer, all my life I’ve searched for you, I’ve dreamed of a beautiful girl that loves and respects fine things in life; literature, classical music, and knowledge.   Now, that I have a glimpse of what that is like I want to experience much more of this feeling.  I’ll understand if you don’t feel the same way, but I want you to know that you’ve fulfilled my finest wish; getting to know a girl exactly like me, that didn’t run away at the sight of me.   (Takes her hand, and looks in her eyes) Doggy, (sighs) the truth is, I think I’m falling for you.

Doggy was speechless and a couple tears moistened her cheeks, Cat meant the universe to her.  She was so happy she gave Cat a big hug, and then straightened his whiskers surrounding his deep smile, and caressed his head.

Doggy:  Oh my darling feline, I’m so filled with exuberance to hear you say this.  Cat I dreamt of you many many times in my sleep and daydreams.  I dreamed that my true love had an exciting brain, good taste, and absolutely the most and romantic guy that took my breath away.  Cat, you did that. I was so jealous of the intense poem you wrote for Catty.   I was trying so very hard to make my feelings work towards Dog, and I do like Dog very much, he reminds me of my sweet and cute sister, whom I love with my all my heart, and I did find that charming.   But you, (sniff), Oh Cat I’ve never felt this way about anyone!  My heart, beats to every aspect of your essence, I’m falling for you very deeply too.

Cat and Doggy’s eyes gaze back delirious and hypnotized.  The look, they shared appeared as if their eyes had discovered utopia before them.  Cat began purring.

Meanwhile, another romantically adorable conversation was going on between Dog and Catty.  They sort of bounced up and down while they talked.  Dog panted like crazy, and Catty purred like mad.

Catty: You are sooooo cuuuuuute puppy!    Thanks for standing up for me!  

Catty purred rubbing her head up against Dog’.  His ears rose in excitement, and he blushed and shuffled his feet a little.  

Dog: Ahh heh heh. It was nothin’.  Uh Catty?

Catty:  Yes puppy? (She giggles)

Dog:  I think you’re really really really peritty.  You make my heart thump and thump lots!

Catty: You’re so much fun!  I’ll never forget my first truck chase.  (giggles) I really really really really like you so much my puppy!  I thought Cat was my cute kitty, and I still like him. He’s like my sissy, but you like to have fun like me!  Hee hee hee!

Dog: Yeah I like you lots too. Your sis is nice but I want to hear your giggle so much. And you’re bouncy too!   You were so cute going after Winslow; I love how you take action; that you follow your heart and feelings.

Catty:  Eee I’m getting gooseybumpys! 

Dog: (gasps) My arms are getting them too!  This means something, but I don’t know what.

Catty: He hee hee.  I know, I think it means umm happy thoughts!

Dog: YEAH THAT’S IT!  You’re so smart Catty!  Heh heh heh.  I’m so happy, now with you. 

Catty beams at Dog, that’s the first time anyone ever said she was smart, and she liked it a great deal.  She touched his nose with her nose.

Catty:  Thanks puppy!  You have such a cuuute nosey!  It makes me think of my yarn ball. Hee hee hee.  And I’m happy as meeces to be with you!

Catty kissed, Dog’s cheek and he blushed brighter red some more.  Soon, they held each other resting chins on each other’s shoulder.

Both couples were totally lost in one another’s company deep in thought, deep in conversation, and especially deep in love.   They sit on the ground, on the middles so that each set of hands were free to hold his and hers beloved.  Cat and Doggy, Dog and Catty, share their first kiss together.  The first kiss lasted a very long time for both of couples, neither wanted to stop.  The first love kiss was so intoxicating to them after expressing their honest feelings towards one another.

  For this fleeting moment, all four forgot about the missing car and keys, until a creepy shriek, and a couple shadows frightened them to stop the kiss.  They heard a few footsteps.  Clearly they weren’t alone anymore.  The girls became frightened and held onto CatDog tightly shivering.  CatDog were a bit uneasy and scared too.   Soon a short olive green guy comes walking by.  What a relief!   It was only Mr. Sunshine.

Mr. Sunshine:  What are you doing out here so late?  Lose something?

Dog: Hi Sunshine! We lost our car and keys. 

Cat: Sunshine, these are our girlfriends Doggy and Catty.  

Sunshine: (very monotone) How lovely, charmed to meet you both.

Doggy and Catty:  Pleased to meet you too.

Sunshine: Well I’m off.  You all better get home before something strange happens at this time of night.

Cat: Wait; Sunshine is your car out here?   Can we have a ride back home?  Please?

Sunshine: Sure. Wait here I’ll go get it and pick you up.

Dog: Hi ho diggety thanks Sunshine! 

  Catty: Hee hi kitty cats!

  Doggy: What a nice fellow. 

  Cat: Thank, you we owe you one big. 

Sunshine started walking towards his car soon four shadows had him cornered at his car, and knocked him out with a big bone.   One put on a Sunshine mask, and stole his car with another.  The other two, climbed back into CatDog’s car.   Sunshine’s car approached over at where CatDog and DoggyCatty waited.  Sunshine’s car stopped.

The masked Sunshine imitated his voice:  Ladies first.

Doggy and Cat, and Catty and Dog, smiled at one another relieved to be going back to the house.  The girls stole one last kiss from Cat and Dog before climbing into the car. As soon as they were in, a blue long sleeved, green hand reached out hurried and slammed the door, while the other mysterious passenger had a strong hold on the girls so they couldn’t escape.  The car sped away from CatDog, and soon CatDog’s car hurried following Sunshine’s car.   A small hand threw out a rock with a note tied it. The rock conked Cat and then Dog’s head.

CatDog: OUCH!! WAIT COME BACK HERE! 

CatDog ran after the cars, but not even Dog’s garbage chasing speed could catch up, both cars were out of sight out of mind.  They went back and Cat picked up the note off of the rock, and read it:

Sorry CatDog!  You’ve had your fun.  Now these goddesses are going to make me rich beyond my wildest dreams!   Don’t worry you’ll see them again, on your TV screen when they are a big success and have forgotten about you two losers!

                                                                                      Love,

                                                                                                       Rancid Rabbit

CatDog felt completely hopeless and miserable.  They hugged each other, tears raining their fur.   They both looked up into the air screaming out at the top of their lungs their love’s names hoping DoggyCatty might hear them.   They screamed simultaneously.

  Cat: DOOOOOOOOOOGGGGYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  Dog:  CAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  CatDog: COME BAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!