Favorite CatDog Quotes

The zany citizens of Nearburg have so many clever lines and conversations. Now's your chance to list your favorites! Email me or post them in my forum under heading favorite quotes. Make sure they are accurate. List them in quotations, character, and episode, like the rest here. If your already on the list and want to add more let me know. No duplicating. First quote first serve.

Kristen

  • some of mine

    "I got chocolate!"- Cat from Smarter Than the Average Dog

    "I'll call him Little Cat! Cause he looks like you only littler." Dog -Dummy Dummy

    "You mean you lied?" Dog "That's what you do with pen pals." Cat "I never knew that." Dog Armed and Dangerous

    "You had the dream again didn't you." -Cat Full Moon Fever

    "GASP YOU STOLE JOEY!"- Dog Diamond Fever

    "Pleeeasssee tell me I'm not a freak!" Cliff "Shut up you FREAK!"- anon shouter - SquirrelDog

    "Lube's name is Ignatius, Lubes name is Ignatius..hey wait I'm doing something wrong THINKING!" - Lube from The End

    "Are you a Doog person or a Cat person?" Cat from Springtime for CatDog

    Chris

  • Some of my favorites include:

    "Buckle in dog. It's going to be a bumpy ride." Winslow -All About Cat

    Dog: "You know you love Winslow." Cat: "Yeah. And nothing says lovin' like something from the oven." -Guess who's Going To Be Dinner

    This is my shell, his name is Bill, and I love him." *crunch* Lube -Surfin' Catdog

    White Tiger-

  • Here are a few of my favorite CD quotes:

    CLIFF:"hee hee heaaa CatDog....SHIREK:hee hee Dooog...LUBE:hea hea ants".-Pumped

    DOG:"But Cat, isn't that cheating?"

  • CAT:"Nooo, Its creative problem solving *chuckles*"
  • DOG:"Doh okay."-The Unnatural

    CAT:"Lola,must crush Lola!" -Monster Truck Folly

    LUBE:"Thats not CatDog, its CatCat!" -The Unatural

    Baby CatDog

  • My favorite quotes would have to be...

    "*sniff* Goodbye mud. Hello Mr. Washington! Nice wig! Hello Mr. Lincoln! That a very pretty gotee! Hello Mr. Nixon! You need a shave!..." - Dog from Brother's Day

    "Yoohoo! Mr. Loofa! Oh there you are look at you! What's that? *squeeze* You wanna clean me? *squeeze* Mr. Loofah! That is a riot! Well, if you insist...." - Cat -Brother's Day

    "We were but duty...called." - Cat "We got a call from duty!" - Dog, "Fire Dogs"

    Junie

    "Dunglap: Let's get outta here before he remembers that he forgot to give us wedgies!

  • (he and Mervis sneak out of the gym, but Mervis gets a wedgie right on the doorknob)
  • Mervis: "OOWW!"
  • Dunglap: ...(sighs) Mervis Pantry, inventor of the auto-wedgie."- Beware of Cliff

    "Lube: HE THINKS I'M CUTE!!!!"- CatDog Candy

    "This NEVER would've happened, if we'd had _WHITE FISH CHUB_ FOR LUNCH!!"- Cat

  • "SUB!"- Dog
  • "CHUB!"... Cat from CatDog Candy

    "::Blows raspberry:: Your sphinx, stinks!!" --Dog, "Springtime for CatDog"

    "Cliff: ... Are you sniffin me? Cat: *sniffsniff, blinks* What? Cliff: Are YOUSE sniffin ME? Cat: Psh. No, of course not! I'm a cat. Cats do not sniff. Hmmph. Shriek: Yeaah? Is it that we're not GOOD enough for you?! Lube: Yeah, do we not, uh, stink enough for youse? Cat: Oh, no, your putrid! Greasers: ....... Cat: ... Don't take that the wrong way, o'course... (you know what happens.)" --Cat and the Greasers, "Trespassing"

    "... What the HECK is a footbridge?!" --Shriek, "Shriek Loves Dog"

    Winslow: Guess you'll have to change your names to CatBox and BoxDog, HEH HEH! -"CatDog Divided"

    Shriek: You knew Elvis Presley? Winslow: No, Elvis the Rat! But he coulda been big. -"Doo Wop Diggety"

    Dog: I smell TROUBLE!! Thats my superhero catchphrase. - "Dog the Mighty"

    Phreke

    "But, I don't understand..." -CAT

  • "Welcome to my world." -LUBE - Hypno-teased

    I think my favorite is from CatDog Food. They're sitting on their couch, Dog points to Cat's newspaper:

  • DOG: "Cat, what's that?"
  • CAT: "Its a newspaper, we've been through this."

    Runner up: "I'm not the paperboy anymore; I'm the mailman now."- Jack Palance...er, the Mailman Lizard from Fistful of Mail.

    DOG: "Look at the bright side, Cat..." CAT: "The bright side's blocked by an on-ramp."-House of CatDog

    DOG: "Your hair is like a clown of moldy meat. Your eyes like ugly pools of fright..." -Shriek Loves Dog

    DOG: "I just say, lay back. Lay back, let the charisma do the work." -Dead Weight

    "I am more than normally confused" -Lube in Lube in Love

    "In Holland they use geese like attack dogs."-Mervis, "The Geekers"

    Holly

  • here are my three faves...

    Dog, talking about DanStan: "I can drool so much better than that guy it ain't even funny!" CatDog Squared

    Cliff: "Shriek!?" CatDog: "Shriek?!" Lube: "Uh, don't tell me... I know who that is!" -Rich Shriek, Poor Shriek

    Cat, when Dog has Cat's brain: "Why they go ha ha with laughing at me?"- "Smarter than the Average Dog"

    Toonfan1

  • This is my fave quote:

    "They say: What the heck is a deadlock?" Dog - CatDogPig

    Snowleopard

  • I have one that I love so much, I use it all the time!!

    Dog: "Excuse me." Cat: "There is no excuse for you."- from You're Fired

    John

  • this is my very favorite, I love how she says this.

    "HELLO! Enchanted to meet you!"- Shriek from The Lady Is a Shriek

    Felicia

    "Ahh HUGGIES!" - Cliff from Beware of Cliff

    "Yeah duh, pounding CatDog is uuh what makes life worth duh a dollar 80."- Lube from Beware of Cliff

    "FRANCE! MY FAVORITE CONTINENT! -Dog from Seeing Eye CatDog

    "Bye bye pretty booty!" - Lube -CatDog Booty

    "Deh...Mervis bowls a lot better now that he's a gorilla" -Lube from Gorrila my Dreams

    "CAT YOU CAN TALK! I CAN TALK! YOU CAN TALK! I CAN TALK! WE CAN BOTH TALK!" - Dog from Silence Please

    "WHAT DID HE SAY?" -Cat

  • "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" -Dog
  • "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING?" -Rancid- Silence Please

    "Uh could you remind me, to remind you?" -Dog- Gorrila My Dreams

    "Boy! Where have you guys been? We're ready to GO-RILLA!" - Dog

  • "Go-rilla?" -Cat
  • "GORILLA!" -Dog- Gorrila my Dreams

  • here's my favorite catdoggy quotes!, actually quotes from one particular scene. ^.^ :

    "Have you ever shaved a skunk?" - Shriek.

  • "Have you ever caught a gouching sinch bug?" - Cliff.
  • "Duh......have you ever pre-heated your hand to 400 degrees" - Lube from Greasers in the Mist

    Dog: "Hey! kariokee one fine day with a woof and purr..."- Dog from Greasers in the Mist

    Lubelover

  • i find Lube's funny because yes, we all do think hes stupid. and Dog's because, well, his quotes are all funny. hehe!

    "What? you think i'm stupid?"-Lube "HI-HO-DIGGETY!!"- Dog- lots of episodes

    Dave

    Winslow: *walks out in bathrobe* WHOA!! Sheez louise, thats the last time i take an 8 hr bath. -Movin' On Up

    "Smores smores smores! Let's make smores more smores!"-Dog from CatDog Campers

    "Their the most af\ggressivestest around" - Dog from Greasers In The Mist

    Dog-heh heh , your dress fell off, heh heh Cat-IT'S NOT A DRESS, It's a skirt. Dog-*Get's attacked by ticks* Cat-*fighting with skirt* Stupid Dress! I knew I should Have been Louey The 14th. Come On Dog! -from CatDogula

    Dog: "I can't wait to make her aquaintance."

  • Cat: "Well Dog, I'd prefer you make yourself Scarce!"
  • Dog: "How do I do that Cat?"-Armed and Dangerous

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