One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets
the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life and if
there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please
let Me know."

The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all my life I have lived
with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor." The Lord
stops the cat and says, "Say no more," and a wonderful fluffy pillow
appears.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and
go to heaven. Again, there is the Lord there to great them with the same
offer.

The mice answered, "All of our lives we have been chased. We have had
to run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. Running, running,
running; we're tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates
so we don't have to run anymore?" The Lord says, "Say
no more," and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.

About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing
on the pillow. The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things
since you got here?"

The cat stretches and yawns and replies, "It is wonderful here. Better
than I could have ever expected. And those 'Meals On Wheels' you've
been sending by are the best!