Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.

Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill.

He actually does have your tongue.

You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.

Cyanide pawprints all over the house.

You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.

As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get
a faint whiff of catnip.

Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.

Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.

Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.

Your cat takes up an interest in going to gun shows, and looking at how
to make a bomb on the internet.

Your Cat loves to watch Celebrity Death Match.

Your Cat takes pleasure in ripping off the teddy bears head.

Your cats have secret meetings in the closet where they plan on
something...I wonder what???

They Admire Charles Manson.