You don't have to contend with mothers in law.
Cats dont use your credit cards.
Cats don't hog the bathroom for hours.
Cats don't need a new dress every time they go out.
Cats don't have PMS.
Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
Cats never question your decisions.
Cats don't complain about how much you eat or the way you dress.
A cat won't scream if it sees a mouse in the house.
Cats don't ask "Am I getting fat?" and expect you to lie.
Cats don't call the lawyers if you sleep with another cat.
Cats dont object to kisses just because you haven't shaved.
Cats don't expect expensive presents on their birthday.
Cats never make you sleep in the spare bedroom.