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You never know what you'll find here. 
Neither do I, considering all my Web page prowess. 
Whatever it is, it's bound to change, so bookmark 
this page and visit often. 
Samples of my writing:
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(If it's incentive you're looking for, 
the scratch 'n sniff graphics will be on here soon.)
 A Sister's Story
Annoyed by all the cheezy pop-up advertising? 
Me too, but this site is FREE. 
Send lots of money, and 
I'll cure it right away.
 Elvis n' Eggs
Arner's Angst
 
My column
I dunno about you, but I'm getting dizzy.
My writing resume
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Say, while you're just sitting there, 
why don't you pester 
these guys?
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Tim Burleson
(Rockin') Joe Rathburn
John Richard Stephens
Cheryl S. Cohen  1998, 1999, 2000
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Last updated: December 7, 2000
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