For NASA, space is still a high priority.
- Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93
Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy
eating. In fourteen days, I lost exactly two weeks.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life
........unless I buy something.
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could change.
It has been said that man is a rational animal.
All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
A zebra does not change its spots.
When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he
will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is,
technically, in the room.
His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice
The two most beautiful words in the English
language are 'cheque enclosed.'
Our country has come a long way: first we had
George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie. Then we had Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell
the truth... And now we have Al Gore, who can't tell the difference.
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like
one
Man is a rational animal who always loses his
temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
If your phone has been disconnected for any
reason, call now.
- Erik Estrada, in a commercial for Smoke Signals
telephone service.
