Van, the MAN!!!
Van was over in London for the World Cup Rugby. Having never been to London before, he was fairly overawed with all the sights and sounds. While gawking at something in the opposite direction he walked smack bang into a fire hydrant. The impact of this smashing his family jewels and rendering him unconscious. Upon waking in hospital, the doctor informs him "I'm terribly sorry old chap, but it seems that we are going to have to remove your testicles." At this poor Van goes absolutely ballistic and has to be restrained. The doctor then remembers a South African doctor that's working down the passage and rushes off to get him to explain the procedure to Van. The S.A. doctor returns and says to Van, "Luister Van, Ons gaan jou balle moet uithaal." At this Van instantly calms down and says to the doctor, "Jislaaik, dis goeie nuus, ek dog daai ander ou het ges? hy gaan my 'test tickets' wegvat.
HoMe
This page was created by CHaSKi on Tuesday, 19 October, 1999, 19:48 GMT+2=SAST...and was last visited & updated on Saturday, 3 February, 2001, 21:34 GNT+2=SAST.
