.The EMO Purity Test..
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
Rock The Foe Hammer when you're done.
Have you ever cried after an EMO show?
Have you ever cried DURING and EMO show?
Do you own a pair of horn rimmed glasses?
Do you own more than 5 sweaters or sweater vests?
Do you own one or more pairs of black, shiny, faux leather shoes?
Do you always wear those shoes to shows?
Do you shop at goodwill?
Do you buy t-shirts at goodwill that are too small for you?
Do you have any idea what the logo and/or text on the shirts mean?
Do you wear black the majority of the time?
Do you "dress up" for shows?
Is your hair relatively short, black, and slicked back?
Do you spend more than ten minutes doing your hair?
Less than 10 minutes?
Wear a thick headband?
Wear band t-shirts (i.e. Get Up Kids, Mineral, Jimmy Eat World) ?
Know who Piebald is?
Know who Hot Water Music is?
Know who Elliot is?
Know who The Stryder are?
Deep Elm Records?
Doghouse Records?
Big Wheel Recreation?
Own a 7" record?
Own a record player to play it on?
Own a 10" record?
Own a 12" record made in the last 5 years?
Been to a show in the last 6 months?
Gone to a show, and not danced?
Gone to a show and nodded your head and tapped your chest?
Gone to a show and actually sat down?
Gone to a show in someone's basement?
Consider Jimmy Eat World sell outs?
Consider the Get Up Kids sell outs?
Ever played in an emo band?
Ever actually played a gig with that band?
Do you listen to emo and cry?
Do you listen to emo and not cry?
Have you ever taken anti-depressants?
Have you ever listened to ska?
Liked it at the time?
Have you ever listened to punk?
Liked it at the time?
Listened to Hard Core?
Liked it at the time?
Listened to emo when you were sad?
Listened to emo to calm you down?
Listened to emo to put you to sleep?
Cried in the last 6 months?
Cried while you were taking this test?
Cry yet?