| Pylon Cafe Chat Room Tips |
| It's understandable that anyone can feel nervous about entering a chat toom for the first time. Below, I have transcribed a typical chat room conference, so a novice may learn the 'jingo' as it were, and feel that they may enter a chat room with confidence. |
| THOMAS FROM HULL: Hello room. Does anybody feel like chatting? GINGERCOW: Oooh, Thomas, you sound sexy THOMAS FROM HULL: I can't imagine why. I have a bald patch, a lisp, and a tendency to rape children. GINGERCOW: LOL Thomas. STUART THE BANANA: Get your boiled onions here! GINGERCOW: So, Thomas, what's a sexy hunk like you doing here in a sad room like this? THOMAS FROM HULL:Well, my psychiatrist told me it might help me make new friends and stop me raping children so much. GINGERCOW: LOL Thomas. THOMAS FROM HULL: Please don't laugh at me . My solicitor is stating the case that I might not have raped children in the first place if people hadn't laughed at me. GINGERCOW:LOL Thomas. You sound like a real fun guy. Please send me your piccie. STUART THE BANANA: Grizzly poached eggs and salmon! THOMAS FROM HULL: I would like to send you my pic, GingerCow, but I am afraid you would laugh at my glass eye and my tendency to rape children. GINGERCOW: LOL Thomas. I'll send you a picture of my pussy. THOMAS FROM HULL: Oh, that would be nice. I hardly ever rape cats unless it is a Friday. GINGERCOW: LOL Thomas. No, I meant my clitoris. STUART THE BANANA: Invasion of the bumble bees! THOMAS FROM HULL: Sorry, but I don't understand. You're frightening me. I might go away now and rape some children. SOME STUPID LITTLE KID:Fuck! Shit! Piss! GINGERCOW: LOL Thomas. |
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