The Awards Years!
Salter and a pyschotic idiot that he accidentally married. He was very drunk at the time.
Despite the controversy, Salter went on to win numerous awards, including 'Best Debut Novel' at the Brits. Here is a picture of one of his pathetic fans trying to 'get in' with him and secure a future of happiness and wealth.
It was round about this time that Salter accidentally got married. The breakdown of the Marriage after a mere 17 minutes prompted Salter to write his second novel.
Novel: Rabbit, Rabbit, Down We Go Together
Synopsis: A young man and a rabbit come to a mutual agreement that their lives are worthless and make a vow to commit suicide on an agreed date...
Review:
South Yorkshire Times:"Another brilliant piece of writing from Salter, your heart aches for him when the Rabbit decides to leave him and pursue a life of it's own. Heartbreaking."
New York Times:"Yet more tripe. Even the fucklng rabbit won't stay with him and who could blame it? Absolute bollocks. The rabbit, however, should get a spin-off series of it's own."