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"Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, 'Thank God this guy doesn't own any guns!'"
- David Letterman

"Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It’s all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives."
- David Letterman

"Congratulations to New York Senator Hillary Clinton. She is publishing her book of memoirs of her years in the White House.
You know she was there for eight years. It's quite a volume, 600-pages, that's an enormous book. I mean, the thing weighs
almost enough for her husband to date."
- David Letterman
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