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"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000-pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"
- David Letterman

"Lesbians have never been more popular."
- David Letterman

"Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after
20 years. Fast food and hookers — they are truly living the American Dream."
- David Letterman

"Life experience is the best teacher."
- David Letterman

"Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're going to get. Unless, of course, you're sitting next to Roger
Ebert -- then you know you're not going to get any."
- David Letterman

"Listen to this, I'm going to have to somehow find a way to convince the I.R.S. that the $10,000 that I spent on lapdances was
a business expense."
- David Letterman
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