Title: Getting to Know Toad

Author: Faline (juliannahawk@hotmail.com)

Website: none

Rating: PG-13

Pairing / Main characters: Toad/Rogue

Series/Sequel: complete

Summary: Sillyfic. Toad fills out a questionnaire.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters...just the silliness.

Date: Jan 2002

Dedication: To Nadja Lee for inspiring me to write this. To Heather, even though she's never seen this before, and Jessy who did the beta.

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Getting to Know Toad

By Faline

 

NAME: Mortimer Toynbee

SEX: I wish with Rogue

HOME: A hole in the wall

HEIGHT: 5' 8"

EYES: Black

HAIR: Green

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: Don't watch TV. It's all normals. Besides, I'd rather watch Rogue.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Mouse pad?

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: I don't read magazines, I'd much rather watch Rogue.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Electrocuted

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing skin on Rogue.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Eat birds, spy on Rogue, build things, fantasize about Rogue.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: I don't listen to music.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Why do I always have to wake up right when Rogue gets naked?!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Nope.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Never been.

PEN OR PENCIL?: Does it matter?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : I never answer the phone.

FAVOURITE FOODS: I'll eat anything, literally. Rogue would be best though.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: They put me in an orphanage, what do you think?!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : They'd have to catch me first!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA : Whatever I could lick off Rogue.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Helicopters? Yup.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: What kind of grown man sleeps with stuffed animals?!

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:  I'm part amphibian.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  Reminds me of being electrocuted.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Rogue, so we could have sex!

WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : Only for Rogue. Hopefully my pants too!

WHAT'S YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't even know when my birthday is!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Once.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Me and Rogue in Tahiti. Sunset on the beach.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Nothing.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half empty.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: What's a Snapple?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Pictures of Rogue.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I don't like cars much.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?:  Football, not that bloody version Americans have, the real football.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: Rogue? She's a goddess.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT?: Sabretooth, he's a jerk.

 

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