Curriculum Vitae and Publication History

David Ian Brager
517 Newcomer Street
Richland, WA 99354-2243173
509-946-4471
ASCAP Member #1682692
dibrager@scrypnosis.com
Committee of Concerned Journalists (CCJ) member since 2003
CTM Certified Public Speaker
ENFP

EDUCATION

2009 Masters Business Administration in Marketing

City University of Seattle, Bellevue, WA

2002 Graduated: Bachelor of Arts in Humanities with emphasis in Communications and English

Washington State University Tri-City campus, Richland, WA:(click here for transcript)

1999 Graduated: Associates Degree in Arts and Sciences

Columbia Basin College (CBC), Pasco, WA

1979 Graduated: High School Diploma

Columbia High School, Richland, Washington 99352

INTERNET PUBLICATIONS

UFO Digest - Contact Dirk Vander Ploeg <publisher@ufodigest.com>

On-Line Article:: Handling the tools to change the world 17 June 2008
On-Line Article: Rebooting Heaven: The Basics 22 June 2008

BrooWaha - Los Angeles Edition - Contact: David Cohn <David@broowaha.com>

On-Line Article: Marines! Save The USA From An Infected Administration! 20 January 2008
On-Line Article: Raising Heath Ledger 24 January 2008

Gut Checka Magazine - Vol 1, Issue 4, Nov. 2005: Poor Man's Marketing. Contact: Rod Mosby <mr_mosby@hotmail.com>
RPG Times - Vol. 9, Issue 9, Sept. 2004: Contact: Karen Mizeri <kae@rpgtimes.net>

On-Line Article: "Douglas Adams' Hidden Message"

The Chronic Malcontent Quarterly - Issue 2Q97: Contact: Sue Klaus <sueklaus@netzero.com>

On-Line Article: "Life" (web location: http://www.chronicmalcontent.com/Index.html)

The Improv First Internet Talent Contest: (Improv , Philips Media , & Comedy Central sponsored)

On-Line Family Humor Division Winner: Contacted 18 November 1996

Contacted by Cathy at HWB promotions: 714-975-8100

My Village On-Line Magazine: Contact: Marcia B. (757)838-2807

On-Line Article: January, 1996: "Inventions for our time...or...Was Leonardo as Broke as I Am?"

On-Line Article: July, 1996: "Field of Vision"

PRINT PUBLICATIONS

The Bomb Shelter Gazette, Benton City, Washington: Bill Lambert, Editor 509-588-3485

Correcting Old World Mistakes to undo New World Order: 1 April 2006
Cannabis, Computers, and Combating Hard Drugs: 15 April 2006

Book: The Future's Toolkit. Self-published through CafePress.com. Oct. 2005.
The Darwin Awards. Wendy Northcutt, Writer & Editor. New York: Dutton, 2000.

Humorous submission published on page 308. (NY Times Bestseller #3)

Likewise Magazine, South Wales, UK: Gavin Leigh, Editor.

Walking the Path to Microsoft Hell: Summer 1997.

Your Home Magazine: published by Freedom Enterprises of Ohio

Article Contracted: April, 1998

Published: November, 1996: Three articles

Published: October, 1996: Two articles

Published: September, 1996: "Selling Your Home? Read This!"

Little Green Men: Lake Forest, California (ISSN: 1088-1034)

Published: Summer, 1996: "Of Moonmetal and Men" Science Fiction Story

Dollar Stretcher's newsletter: Contact: Gary Foreman <gary@stretcher.com>

Published: 27 May 1996: "Inventions and Stir-Ins"

The Talon: Pasco, Washington

Published: April, 1996: "Glory Days on a 'Lonely Planet' "

Real Woman: (A monthly writer's journal about women) Prior Lake, MN

Published: February, 1995: "Bethlehem" poem

What's Up!: Walla Walla, WA: 1-800-238-9948

Published: January, 1995: "Nothing to do? Get into the winter time modem!" Computer article

The Country Register: Kennewick, WA

Published: June-July, 1994: "Shakin' Bakers" Bakery review article (tourism)

Writer's Workshop Review: , Wilmington, DE Contact: Rhia R. Drouillard <rhia@drouillard.com>

Published: June, 1994: "Father's Day" Fiction

Published: February, 1994: "Valentine Days Massacre" poem

Published: January, 1994: "Ballad of Stainless Steel" and "Cinemad" poems

Tri-City Herald: Kennewick, WA

Published: July 12, 1990: "Spruce Up Home Before Putting It On The Market"

Tri-Cities Business Report: Yakima/Kennewick, WA (defunct)

Published: April, 1989: "Don't Buy A Computer...(Buy Your Software First)" Editorial article

Published: May/June, 1989: Interview with Take-A-Byte (a computer store) owners.

PROFESSIONAL MEMBERSHIPS

The Dramatists Guild member, May 2006-May 2007, Member #76020. Inactive
American Society of Composers, Performers, and Artists (ASCAP) since March 2005, Member #1682692.
Toastmasters International: CTM Certified (earned between June - Oct. 2002) Atomic City Toastmasters

WORK EXPERIENCE

June 2005 to Dec. 2005: Single R Records

Freelance E-Magazine writing: Gut Checka magazine

http://www.muniklip.com/
Rod Mosby, C.E.O.
605 N. 2nd ST
Augusta, AR 72006

Louis Yoelin: Composer

972 Hilgard Ave, Suite 206

Los Angeles, CA 90024-3062

www.louisyoelin.com Louis@LouisYoelin.com

310-824-0949
Biography for print (is not yet on his website) and editing of other texts.

Feb. 2005: Writing for Hollywood Director

Steve Rocky Production
23852 pacific coast highway, Suite 720
malibu, ca 90265
www.RockyLive.com
MalibuTv@aol.com
310-488-0403

One 45 second monologue

Nov. 2004 to Date: Unpaid Internship Support

Creative Marketing Consultants a non-profit company
2600 North 20th
Pasco, WA 99301

Founder: Gene Holand
509-547-0511/x2355

Radio Jingle Lyrics Development

Dec. 2003 to Sept. 2004 Post: Unpaid Internship/Website Support

FireFrostEntertainment.com/Majestic Sound Labs

3121 West Hood Ave

Kennewick, WA 99336

Owner/CEO: Alex Saenz

509-542-1615

Dec. 2002 to April 2003 Post: Writer/Lyricist

Judge M/Matt C Harmon
20309 Hamlin St
Winnetka, CA 91306
818-715-9870

Wrote some seventeen tracks including The Tightest Place, The Rappers Waltz, Homeland Security, & What wouldja do without a Gangsta

Terminated relationship when promised contracts never materialized.
Album: Ghetto Quality (ISBN/UPC 6-43157-19892-5) released without contracts on March 5, 2004

1996 to 2002 Earned AAS & BA (see below)
1984 TO 1994 Real Estate Appraiser/Advertising/Computer Consultant (Family Business)

A-1 Appraisal Service/ADI Appraisal Service

1515 Wright Avenue

Richland, WA 99352

Closed due to permanent disability, as determined by Social Security.

Tasks: Technical report writing, photography, computer support, digital imaging, cold calling, property inspection, software design, system integration, office machine repair, computer repair, advertising and jingle creation, and article/editorial writing.

1979 TO 1983 Computer Consultant/Programmer/Marketing & Sales (Family Business)

A-1 Computer Services

7103 West Clearwater, Suite H(3)

Kennewick, WA 99336

Closed after our supplier (Commodore) began selling through K-Mart at less than our costs.

Tasks: Computer programming in BASIC and 6502 machine language, documentation writing, design, computer tutoring for the bewildered, computer repair, advertising creation and tech support.

1977 TO 1979 Dining Room Customer Service Rep and Weekend Night Janitor

McDonald's Restaurant

325 Torbett Street

Richland, WA 99352

509-946-4061

Tasks: Two years of direct dining room customer service support, including coffee service, cleaning, and constant interaction with customers. Six months of weekend custodial after-hours support alone without supervision.

HONORS

Washington State University

Four consecutive semesters: WSU President's Honor Roll

National Honor Society/International Honor Society:

Golden Key Membership: November, 2000

ACTING

Scraps Improvisational Touring Company

Director: Ryan Bennett (509) 585-7444: Summer, 1997

CBC Blue Ladder Players Childrens Theatre Company

Director: Ginny Quinley (509) 547-0511 x2343: 1996 Season

PUBLICITY

Celebrate Life!: Contact: Dick Hassenger (888) 883-7060

Aerial fireworks burial at sea of human remains (cremains)

Gave info to Roy Rivenburg for his "Off Kilter" column,

published nationally (LA Times syndicate).

Idea became free publicity opportunity: 28 September 1998

Prior to stunt, Celebrate Life! had only served eleven funerals.

Rodney Dangerfield (rodney@rodney.com) Web Page: (www.rodney.com) 1-800-RESPECT

On-Line Contests: November, 1995: 1st Place in "No Respect" contest.

Material spawned idea used by Rodney Dangerfield for the TV Newsjournal "Extra "

April 18th 1996

Schrader & Murphy Insurance: Radio Ad spots, aired February 1996
McDougall's Restaurant National Anthem (circa ~1986)
Photo Depot Radio Jingle (circa ~1986)

CERTIFICATIONS

Washington State Department of Licensing: Certified Real Estate Appraiser

Residential Classification #270-17 BR-AG-ED-I397B6 Registration Inactive as of 1/27/97

Washington State Department of Health: Registered Hypnotherapist

Professional Licensing Services, #020702 HP10000427 Registration Inactive as of 1/27/97

National Auto Dealers Association:

Certified Manufactured Housing Appraiser (MHA) July 28, 1987

SEMINARS ATTENDED

The Professional Institute:

Real Estate Law, Exam Passed November, 1994

Appraisal Institute:

FIRREA Uniform Standards of Professional Appraisal Practice, Exam Passed May 1991

Appraiser's Legal Liability Seminar, November 1992

The Small Residential Income Property Appraisal Report Seminar, November 1992

Measuring Effects of Contamination and Pollution on Property Values Seminar, December 1992

American Institute of Real Estate Appraisers:

AIREA Standards of Professional Practice: Exam 8-3, Passed May 1987

Residential Valuation: Exam 8-2, Passed May 1986

Principles of Real Estate Valuation: Exam 8-1, Passed May 1984

Residential Report Writing Seminar: Summer 1989

Highest and Best Use Seminar: Fall 1982

Society of Real Estate Appraisers: Underwriters' Guide to Real Property Seminar: Fall 1985
Employee Relocation Council ERC Form Seminar: Fall 1985
Marshall & Swift Residential Cost Handbook: Fall 1984
Western Resources Institute Uniform Energy Rating System: Spring 1984

SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT

Synapse Software: Contracted Programmer:

"Headwords" (hands-free typing) {1985}

"Headlines" (hands-free drawing) {1985}

"Headbands" (hands-free music player) {1985}

Developed to operate with Synapse's electromyograph interface ("RELAX")

Progressive Peripherals: "Tubert" (A "Q*bert" clone with more levels & designs) {1985}
The Software Guild: "Lazer Blazer" (Upgraded version) {1984}
A-1 Computer Services: "Lazer Blazer" (Joystick controlled game) {1983}

"Music Magic" (Synthesizer controller) {1982}

"Sprite Writer" (Movable Object Block designer) {1982}

SERVICE & VOLUNTEER WORK

Last Jewish Prophet, second class.

Discovered puzzle in book of Matthew that revealed tools.
This is an elder

Jesus and Christ are two titles he earned.

They arrived twenty years too late to save his life.
Had they arrived on time.

Due to the relationship that Greece had with Rome concerning Sanctuary, it would have saved his life.

For me to earn two titles in his absence

I had to use tools he gave me, including how to see through time
I received the help of people who found the 42 puzzle

They sent tools, including

how to manage time analysis

intelligence of what they saw in the future.
Facts beneath fiction.

It takes three sources to find only one point of reference in space-time

I have to teach the whole world so they will understand two double-crosses in our midst.
I have to introduce the world to an intellect so dangerous and cruel, it must only exist in fantasy.
When people Lie and Scapegoat and Dishonor and Torture and Steal and Kill in their values, they let this thing into our dimension.
Judgment Day has nothing to do with religion.

We were attacked as a species by a value-system trap.

The logic is the most brilliant double-cross logistic.

It hurts you only as long as you trust it.
The instant you reject it,

you reveal all those who have been walking in the shadows of this knowledge
you also reveal those who are using it as weaponry.

This past administration was part of a 177 year coup attempt.

A man had to die on a cross to prove we didn't need holy books.
If you believe an honest man, then with fishes and loaves and raising the dead

There is a matter transference/generator here.
We have untapped technology through the inner network.

Revelations spoke of the 10,000 by 10,000
We finally have enough computer geeks to save this game from chaos.

Volunteer Hypnotist: November 1983 to Present

Extensive Website: http://www.scrypnosis.com

Washington State University

ASWSU Public Relations Chair: Fall 2002

WSU Writers Guild Coordinator: 1999-2000 (Contact: Marjorie Seipt (509-372-7000))

Learning Center Volunteer: Summer, 1999 (Contact: Dr. Dallas Barnes (509-372-7172))

Kennedy Center's American College Theatre Festival: Dec. 1997 - Dec. 2001

Region VII: Internet Web Designer (http://www.oocities.org/actf-nw)

Korean War 50th Anniversary Commemorative Celebration

Website and sponsorship support: Nov. 1999-April 2000

Scraps Improvisational Comedy Troupe:

Troupe Performer: July, 1997 to Oct. 1997 (began participation Summer, 1996)

KTCR Internet Website: 509-783-0783

Complete Web Creation and HTML programming, February & March, 1996

Columbia Basin College Creative Writing Club: President, 1996

Contact: Susan Ingham 547-0511x2316

Habitat For Humanity:

Tri-County Partners: Initial Development of a Habitat for Humanity chapter

Was the first Site Selection Committee Member (August 1993 to August, 1995)

"Concerned About Richland Education" (CARE): Public Relations Chairman, ~1989-1990