Girls, we've got work to do
Pass me the paint and glue
Perfect isn't easy but it's me
When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity but for humanity
Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows?
Sometimes it's too much for even
me
But when all the world says "Yes"
Then who am I to say "No"
Don't ask a mutt to strut like a
show girl
No, girl, you need a "Pro"
Not a flea or a flaw
Take a peek at that paw
La la la la
Perfection becomes me n'est ce pas?
Unrivaled, unruffled
I'm beauty unleashed, yeah!
Jarred rock, hard sock
So classic and classy
We're not talking Lassie
Tho' many covet my bone and bowl
They're barking up the wrong tree
You pretty pups all over the city
I have your heart and you have my
pity
Pretty is nice but still it's just
pretty
Perfect, my dears, is me
