hem-sphy

Hem-sphy cat 200bc.

Well-come to the Hem-sphy home.

Please do not report us for being here.

We want to live on Earth and grow as other cats have in this loving world of yours.

We give thanks to "Historical Paws" for letting us live here!

Photo of Alien taking Hem-sphy's to Jupter moon

Have you ever seen one?

They have been seen sneaking into houses at night.

Dancing with best friends!

Having parties with there friends.

Teaching there friends how to fly.

But by morn they must be gone!!!

Photo's of Hem-Sphy's seen

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Surveillance Device in the Hem-sphys

Hem-Sphys can be found waring or playing there favorit game
"Alien in the Hat" earrings BoomBots Alien cat game

All our Hem-sphys has there
devices removed! Shh! they can't be traced.

Hem-Sphy's love to dance!!!

Seen running from farmer: 1903

Seen in a barn 1803

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How you can tell if you have a first to third gen. Hem-sphy, watch there litter pans for these markings. Thank you and I hope you stop back in... Mike

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Hem-Sphy kitties.

This is how we feel it all started
Alien and cat DNA mixing

Seen landing Historical Paws 2003

Where will you find then hiding??

Or playing with your cats!

Hem-Sphys are seen killing
Greebling
Click here to read there story



	What About The Hem-sphy Cats? Would you believe: The cats are found all around Ernest Hemingway's old residence. Hemingway was a big cat lover and his house was full of them. Hemingway was also one of the few people who openly fraternized with the Aliens of outer space; Extra Terrestrial population. The Aliens loved his cats very much and would frequently pet them, play with them and even feed them scraps of their own spacely diet. Shortly after these encounters, the cats started to mutate, typically growing extra toes and tails. By the third and fourth generation of these Hem-spy cats, they mutated even further, and began to walk upright. A fifth generation Hem-sphy actually learned how to speak; plus lost all there hair and with only minimal tutoring was able to get a perfect score on his MCAT exam. Soon, it was realized, while the Alien's were petting the cats, the aliens had shed microscopic amounts of their outer skin layers on the cats and they were getting traces of the alien DNA on there fur. Because felines constantly lick themselves and getting the Alien DNA into there systems they transformed into these super cats called "Hem-sphy's" This was producing a hybrid super cat that would eventually rival or even surpass humans as the most intelligent life form on earth. Now that the super cats {Hem-sphys} were taking over the Planet Earth. This was the main reason Aliens were outlawed from having pets. Any cats that had evolved beyond the polydactyl stage were destroyed several years ago, 200bc or earlier. As part of the Conch Republic treaty, aliens agreed to keep a record of any cat that evolves beyond this polydactyl stage. Those that do are escorted off planet to a Hem-sphy cat colony on; by one of the moons of Jupiter. The population their is closely monitored for fear that they may or will some day come back a take over the world. And that day has come. One day at Historical Paws while awaiting the birth of a new Polydactyl litter. Something started to happen. First two little legs appeared, then a head. It seemed to be bald... Oh my, The year 2003 Hem-sphy's came back and this time they are here to stay. Ready to grab the world with both eyes open. Michael owner of Historical Paws had to hide there babies very carefully in fear the Aliens would come and take there little Hem-Sphy's to the moons of Jupiter. Now you can find Hem-Sphys hiding all around Historical Paws cattery. They even maybe found riding a horse or two. Have you ever seen a Greebling? They are little furry Alien that have lived on our planet for years. No human has ever seen them. Ya See, with the extra Alien DNA in a Hem-sphy blood/genes, it made things very easy for them to find a Greeblings to play and eventionaly kill them off. You can spend many hours watching a Hem-sphy go on the hunt for Greebling. There is historical information that suggest that this super cat had evolved nearly four to six thousand years earlier in Egypt. It is believed this is why the ancient Egyptians built temples and even mummified the remains of cats. Further more it is even suggested that cats built the pyramids and even invented the wheel! If you see a Hem-Sphy or Greebling in your town please call or contact: ET Force 333 ET. blv. (use back hidden door) Detroit, Mich. 33666 (966) 555-6835