Kraft is in league with Satan! If you get the evil
box of pentagram pasta, you get to be on TV!
But at what cost to your soul??!!
Danger lurks in these boxes, my children! Steer
clear of  "the cheesiest". I know some of the
generic brands taste like chewy sawdust, but
at least they don't shape their noodles into
satanic symbols.
Further proof you want?
The Devil is sometimes called "Old Nick".
The Nickelodeon network is also called "Nick"!
Satan is known as "the beast" (as in beast 666)
The contest is called "Be A Star Instant Win Game"
Note the first 5 letters of "be a star": BEAST!
If you rearrange the letters in
"KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE,"
you get the ominous warning,
"FEAR  SATANIC DEMON HACKER"!!!!
And finally, I smuggled this prototype box for a new
mac n cheese product out of the Kraft marketing
department. Click on the picture to see the full-
size version. When the antichrist takes over, this
is the only kind of mac & cheese you'll be able to
get!
666