Kraft is in league with Satan! If you get the evil box of pentagram pasta, you get to be on TV! But at what cost to your soul??!! Danger lurks in these boxes, my children! Steer clear of "the cheesiest". I know some of the generic brands taste like chewy sawdust, but at least they don't shape their noodles into satanic symbols. Further proof you want? The Devil is sometimes called "Old Nick". The Nickelodeon network is also called "Nick"! Satan is known as "the beast" (as in beast 666) The contest is called "Be A Star Instant Win Game" Note the first 5 letters of "be a star": BEAST! If you rearrange the letters in "KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE," you get the ominous warning, "FEAR SATANIC DEMON HACKER"!!!! And finally, I smuggled this prototype box for a new mac n cheese product out of the Kraft marketing department. Click on the picture to see the full- size version. When the antichrist takes over, this is the only kind of mac & cheese you'll be able to get! |