One day I was going nuts because I was so damn bored. I was trying to think of something useful to do. My inbox was filled with tons of dirty jokes and stories I had received over the last couple of years. So I thought I would take the best ones and make a site. Thus the beginning of dougs adult jokes and stories. The site hasn't really changed since it was first incepted. A few updates here and there. Any how, enjoy the site. And if you have any comments questions or angry e-mail you would like to send me. You can shove it up your ass.

Enjoy

Doug

Joke of the week - I'm to lazy to update this site every day

Bedroom Football

A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.

His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"

He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."

She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.

He yells at her, "What was that?"

She replies "Touchdown, tie score."

Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replied, "Half time, switch sides."

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