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Other pedal pushing psychos have hit this page (Since the 16th of July 2002) |
Things your mates say when out on the trails (and what they really mean): "I think I may have a puncture" (Slow down will ya!!!) "Yup, i deffenatly have a puncture" (Help me fix it!) "Thanks for waiting" (Wipe that smug grin off your ugly face!) "That drop looks doable" (You first sucker!) "Last one down is buying!" (I'll make you feel like a looser and get a free beer too!) "I think I broke my arm!" (Im tired, I want to go home) |