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What I don't understand is why all these people try making there
riceburners look nice on the outside when they don't have anything under the
hood to back it up. They put HUGE spoilers on the back that have no
purpose, because they put down-force on the rear wheels, which all rice-burners are
front-wheel drive, so all they do is make the
car look worse. Clear taillights? Please, that's the worst idea since
FORD. That's why you see so many rice-burners smashed in the back, because you
cant see any lights, but personally they look nicer when there smashed.
And the "Fart Tubes", that is the worst puniest noise I've ever heard in
my life, if you want people to think your car has balls, you get loud, tough
sounding mufflers, none of that puny sounding shit. I don't care what you
hear, yellow does not equal performance, all it does is make the car look like
shit. You will see every one out of two ricers with something yellow on
there car, just watch. And now, 20"
rims, come on, what's the point, the tires are so thin, IF the cars could peel
out, there would be no tire left. What I hate is when the get the big rims and
tires on back, and put spare tires on the front. What is that??? It's not
snow tire season anymore. They only buy two rims so they can say the car
still cost more....
Remember...Friends don't let
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person to protest rice-burners since April 9, 2002
Last Updated On may 10, 2002
