FWP: Yes, it was taken in the last year. But I have others.
FWP: A neuro-proctologist is someone who studies and psycho-surgically removes the impacted shit between the ears of those whose bowels are located on their shoulders.
Interviewer: Gosh, darn, doc, that sounds like a swell job How did you train for it?
FWP: Mostly you have to be very observant. The world is chock full of such people. There is no shortage of work for a neuro-proctologist.
Interviewer: Tell us about the cases you are most proud of.
FWP: They are found on the lists I moderate along with the therapy teams. Just contact me at <citizens@vcn.bc.ca> and I will get you on whichever one you need.
Interviewer: What do mean about the one I need?
FWP: Don't get your knickers in a knot. I mean that there are many sub-syndromes within general shit-for-brains syndrome or GSFB Syndrome.
Interviewer: Which case are you most proud of?
FWP: Currently, Maui Boy, the Premier of BC is on my case load.
Interviewer: Is he a hard case?
FWP: Thoroughly impacted and full of it....
Interviewer: Can we continue this some other day?
FWP; Yes, I would like to tell you about my religiocrat patients whose afflictions are even worse than those of political crapsters.