Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me except my sad sick little twisted mind. The characters are products of someone elses sick twisted little mind. Oh well, I guess I'll have to make do.

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A Gundam Wing Fanfic made by
Dragonanimelady
a.k.a. Stick


Duo is skipping merrily down the street, (in his chibie form) singing a song with no words or beat. Its just Duo saying la la la in different pitches, okay?! He passes Wu-fei, who just stares at him in disbelief, then Heero, who says his customary greeting. "Omae o Korosu!"
"Why is everyone staring at me like this?" Duo asks, looking around wildly. "Hey, what's that sound? I... hear... a pizza box opening! Yayyyyyyyyy!!!"
With that said, he runs down to the house where he hears the pizza.
"Huh? Quatre and Trowa's house?" Duo peers into a small window at the back of the box. Quatre is in a lazy chair, watching TV, and Trowa was just coming in with a tray full of...
"Pizza," whispers Duo breathlessly.
"Trowa dear, is our insurance too high?" asks Quatre.
Duo runs over to a window where he could probably see better. It's too high. He drags over a box that he can stand on. He gets up just in time to hear Trowa say:
"Well yes, it is kinda high..."
"Aflac!" squaks Duo. Immediately, the box breaks. It takes Duo a few seconds to figure out that the box broke, and now he's inside of it.
"Why do you ask?" asks Trowa suspiciously.
"Well," starts Quatre, "I heard about some company that could help us have lower payments." replies Quatre.
"AFLAC!" Duo is now jumping wildly, just to be seen through the window. "Aflac Aflac AFLAC!!!" He sees a giant snapping turtle and drags it over to stand on it. It had better not break, thinks Duo. He sees Trowa walk over to Quatre.
"Let's not think about THAT right now, honey," and then Trowa kisses Quatre.
"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Duo covers his eyes and stumbles off to jump in a pool. Jumping in pools always helps him to forget his troubles. As he floats there in the pool, soaking wet with a crowd around him asking how he got to be so small, he murmurs, "Grrrrr...Aflac!!"
Good? Bad? It's notthe first fic I ever made, but it's the first GW fic.
The first fic I ever made was a Pokemon one, but I figured that no one would like to read it.
I'll add them later. Tell me what you think about this fic at
dragon_gurl7719@yahoo.com.
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