September 5, 2001- October 16, 2001
A/N: OK as stated before, this is a HUMOROUS-CROSSOVER FIC! Which has NO point whatsoever! This serves no purpose but for me to vent my feelings in a fun way and to let you ppls know how I feel about certain subjects OTHER than digimon. Yes that’s right, there is more to me on anime then Digimon. I happen to be well versed in the anime world......>_> uh yeah.
To understand this fic in the slightest you need to have THOROUGH knowledge on the following animes...
Tenchi Muyo - OAV/OVA series, so Kione ISN’T in this fic
Alrighty if you do not have even one of those animes under you belt then you better go watch it cause they are ALL great animes. I wouldn’t lie to you and have you watch bad quality anime....
Lets see..oh yeah all this was inspired by the time when I watched SIX straight hours of Ranma 1/2 one day. @_@ yes I am that much of an Otaku..I so very lovingly called this time period RAMNA FEST 2001!
Disclaimer: I neither own nor claim to own ANY of the character used in this “fic” ‘cept for me and Pretty Eyes...I own myself and well Pretty Eyes does what she damn well pleases.....however we all know that I would LOVE To own Tai and Matt.....>_> As well as some of the others....who knows, one day....
WHEN ANIME COLLIDES
*Drakin sits at his computer looking rather shocked* -back to The other side of the room-
Saionji: I MUST get my beloved Anthy! I must! We are meant to be! ~across the room~ ~Across the house in another room~ ~FLASH~
OWARI!
Ok yes I know that Goth TK is sooo the property of Claire and Koani, I don’t think Koani would mind too much that I used him for my own twisted means. However I think Claire will be on the first flight to the US to come kick my ass for setting him and Mimi up.....
I don’t really know if I want comments on this load of hooey. Well if you want to say that you DID laugh from some of the crap in here feel free, I already know it sucks so don’t need to remind me. I just wanted to see what would happen if I sat down and threw all these ppls together. Needless to say, I should keep some of my ideas to myself ne?
Digimon- Tai and Matt are in here but that is about it..........*wicked laughter*
Pokemon- Nothing much just know the main characters and some of Ash’s/Satoshi’s pokemon.
Sailor Moon- You need to have up to SAILOR STARS knowledge to know who the star lights are...*sniff* the last epis of sailor moon were GREAT! I don’t care what ANYONE says they totally rocked! OH yeah and the horribly ROTTEN US dubbed voices to understand the crack about Serena *shudder*.
Carcaptor Sakura- Need to know who SAkura and KeRO-CHAN are. oh yeah and the butchered sakUra and kEEro from the US version Cardcaptors *shudder*. (and no those aren’t typos I’m trying to show the difference in how they are pronounced in the US and Japanese versions.)
Dragon Ball Z- I refer to this as DBZ so that is what that means.
Escaflowne- Know main characters.
Jubei-chan- This series is pretty knew to the US so not many of you know what it is. But that’s ok there wasn’t that many epis in the series anyways. *sniff* I wish there were more though. JUBEI CHAN RULEZ!
Saber Marionette J- umm maybe you might as well watch Saber Marionette J-again as well cause I think that Marine is cool. Plus it explains why Otaru is taking care of the Saber dolls, and why they are listening to him. Oh man the ending to Saber Marionette J was just TOO much. I actually cried! well almost >_>....
Ranma 1/2- Up to season 5 I think, whichever season it is that Ukyou is introduced in.
Utena- umm really it should be Shoujo Kakumei Utena, or Revolutionary girl Utena. This is another GREAT anime that practically NO ONE I talk to has heard about. I know there is a lot of it at anipike, but I don’t talk to those ppls. Anyhoo You should be aware of the fact that UTENA is the anime that got me hooked like two years ago, and I have a very very unhealthy obsession with it. Or should I say my obsession with Utena herself......>_>
Project A-ko- Know the characters at least.
*cough*PLEASESAVEMYEARTH*cough*
(Trinity stop laughing at me damnit! Maybe I should tell them about you and your Fushi Yugi obsession?!)
This thing isn’t really a story as much as it is a really big jumble of just well CRAP!
anyways this has really NO point to it other then my insanity at it’s greatest. HAVE FUN!
By: Drakin Tenryu
“Oh dear lord the worst has happened!” Matt, Tai and Pretty Eyes rush over and wonder just what he is talking about. “I...I’m starting to like Ranma 1/2!!!”
Tai, Matt Pretty Eyes: -_- “is that all, we thought you were like looking at more Sorato pics by mistake.”
Drakin: GOOD GAWD NO! *shudders* ewwwwwwwww. Anyways DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!
All: What?
Drakin: I don’t know....I have another anime to collect now?
Matt: *whispers to Tai and Pretty Eyes* Should we beat him now or later?
Tai O_O Beat? This could be interesting...
Matt O_o *whacks him in the head* NOT LIKE THAT YOU DAMN ECCHI!
Pretty Eyes: *whacks Tai in head too* I told you he is MINE!
Tai: OK OK OK! Sheesh...
Drakin: DAMN! This means Char was right, I owe her $5 now. She knew I would like Ranma! DAMNIT HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?!
*voice from other room* HEY! YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT MY SHOW SUCKS OR SOMETHIN?!
All: *look into other room* There standing there with a look of clear defiance on his face is a 16 year old boy with a pigtail and wearing Chinese clothes.
Drakin: @_@ R..Ra....RANMA!!!!
Ranma: THAT’S RIGHT! So you got a problem with my show or somethin?
Drakin: Other than Akane, no.
*Another voice* HEY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
All look: There is a girl with shoulder length blue hair and look of hate on her face.
Drakin O_O A....KA.....NE!!!
Akane: *runs at Drakin* YOU JERK! *goes to punch him, but is knocked back by Pretty Eyes*
Pretty Eyes: I don’t know who you are, frankly I don’t care. But the only one who gets to beat Drakin is ME!
Tai: DAMN! *Matt looks at him with a hurt expression* Awww it’s ok Yama you know I love you!
Matt: Yeah whatever couch boy.
Tai: ^_^” aw c’mon Matt, don’t be like that...please? *gives him the puppy eyes*
Matt: Damnit Tai you know I hate it when you do that, you always get your way.
Tai: I know, now if it would only work on someone else......*looks at a very shocked boy sitting at the computer*
*female voice calls out* Hey if you you’re going to fight Akane, we’ll help. *All look over*
Drakin: Ukyou......Shampoo? *both girls smile and hold up their weapons and raise an eyebrow at Pretty Eyes to ask of she wants to take on Akane with them*
Pretty Eyes: *shrugs* why not...Haven’t had a good fight in a while. *all three charge at Akane*
Akane: Anou.....can we talk about this?......RANMA TASUKETE!!!
Ranma: Oh sure NOW you want my help. Feh, fat chance.
Akane: RANMA NO BAKA!!!!
Drakin T_T HHHUUUUEEEEEEEEE! ALL THIS VIOLENCE AND I CAN’T PUT IT ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!
*ten year old girl jumps out of nowhere wearing a VERY strange outfit*
Sakura: HEY THAT’S MY SAYING!
Drakin: Sakura-chan?
*little orange-yellow flying stuffed animal flies up next to Sakura*
Stuffed animal: HEY YO! C’mon kid we have some cards to capture!
Drakin: @_@ KERO-CHAN!! *glomps stuffed animal*
keo: HEY! LEMME GO! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Drakin: -_-* You’re. not. Kero-chan! DAMN YOU WB AND YOU’RE MESSED UP PYSCHO EDITING JOB!!! *grabs kero* BE KAWAII! BE KAWAII DAMN YOU! *shakes him* WHY CAN’T YOU BE CUTE LIKE KERO-CHAN?!
Sakura: *whispers to Madison* you think he’s a clow card in disguise?
Drakin: *stops shaking kero* That’s CLOW as in GLOW! Not Clow as if PLOW! AND HER NAME IS TOMOYO!
Sakura: What’s he talkin about?
*ten year old boy wearing green Chinese clothes runs up* SAKURA SEAL HIM!
Sakura: LI?! When did you get here, for that matter when did WE get here?
Drakin: *little “x” forms on his head* His. Name. Is. SHAORAN! (yes I know his name is spelled like 50,000 diff. ways, but it’s just easier to pronounce it phonetically with this spelling...)DAMN YOU WB! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SAKURA AND KERO-CHAN???!!! WWWWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*voice from behind them* HEY THAT’S MY LINE! HOW DARE YOU STEAL IT!
*all look. blond headed girl with ridiculously long ponytails in her hair is standing there in a really weird looking fuki *
Drakin: SAILOR MOON!
Sailormoon: For taking my trademark whine I will teach you a lesson! Stealing is very wrong! In the name of the moon, I WILL PUNISH YOU!
*little girl in a pink Fuki runs up along side of her* I AM SAILOR MINI MOON AND IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH YOU!
*four girls in color coded fukis appear our of nowhere behind them* AND WE’RE THE SAILOR SCOUTS!
Drakin: -_- great it’s serena and the sailor scouts. *shudders as sailormoon continues in that horrid voice of hers* We are the defenders of justice and love.....
Drakin: Well at least the outers aren’t here......*looks as four women show up out of nowhere in dark fukis and start to make speeches* I AM SAILOR URANUS I FIGHT FOR WHAT’S RIGHT...I’M SAILOR PLUTO, YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY TIME WILL TELL...
Drakin: *twitches, can longer stand listening to the horrible voices of the north American outer SAILOR SCOUTS* THAT’S IT I’m jumping! *gets up on top of his chair and jumps*
Tai and Matt: UH OH...*run over and catch Drakin, unfortunately they weren’t paying attention and crashed into each other and all three landed in a heap on the floor and pass out.*
~some time later~
*Drakin wakes up and pries Tai’s hands from around him, looks up, the sailor scouts are STILL doing poses and little speeches* -_- *looks in the other room, Akane is running around dodging Ukyou’s spatulas, Shampoo’s bombari and Punches from Pretty Eyes*
Ranma: GO GET HER GIRLS! RUN AKANE RUN! HA HA........
Sailor scouts: WE WILL TRIUMPH OVER EVIL AND SEND YOU BACK TO THE NEGAVERSE!
Drakin: >_< THAT’S IT! *gets up, and starts to glow a dark blue* I have had enough of you bad anime rip offs! *sign of the “negaverse” glows on his head*(you know the symbol that appeared on the stuff that Nephlite charged with dark energy....)
Sailor Jupiter: Come one guys we can win!
Drakin: *smirks* fat chance
Sailor Jupiter: why is that?
Drakin: Oh no reason, I just happen to be writing this story is all......*smiles evilly*
Scouts: uh oh...
Drakin: uh oh is right. *raises hand and blasts sailor moon to MOON DUST!* NEXT!
Sailor Uranus: I won’t let you harm my cousin! *stands in front of Sailor Neptune*
Drakin: >_< SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAMN IT!
Sailor Pluto: @_@ Michelle I never knew....
Sailor Nepture: *waves hands around* NO! WE AREN’T! IT’S NOT TRUE! TELL THEM URANUS!
Drakin: Damn you US censors.....
Uranus: Well you are kinda cute.....
Neptune: @_@ Oh dear god!
Drakin: I almost am tempted not to blow them away, but those voices just cut into your brain like knives. *raises hands and blows the rest of the sailor scouts away* There I feel better. *looks back into other room, The fight is still raging on.* If only I Had a video camera, I could make millions! *looks at Ranma who is laughing his ass off, picks up bucket of water and dumps it on Ranma. He promptly turns into a girl*
Ranma: HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Drakin: *shrugs* I had to give Happosai something to do......
Ranma: *looks to where Drakin is pointing and eyes go wide*
Happosai: SWEETIE!!!!! *jumps on Ramna’s chest*
Ranma: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!! *runs around screaming*
Drakin: There I feel better now.
*random female voice* Hey this looks like my kinda party! Don’t you think so Tenchi?
*all look, Women with wild GREEN hair ( I don’t care what anyone says....RYOKO’S HAIR IS GREEN DAMNIT!) whispers seductively in the ear of a very nervous young man.
Tenchi: ^_^” ehhhh Ryoko? Why are we here?
Ryoko: You know...I have no idea. *looks around* Just why are we here anyways?*is shoved off of Tenchi by a very annoyed Ayeka*
Ayeka: LOOK YOU OLD MUMMY! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF LORD TENCHI!
Ryoko: Whats wrong little girl? Afraid that he might like it too much? *smiles wickedly*
Sasami: Ryoko, Onesama! Stop fighting! Can’t we go somewhere without fighting?
Washu: Of course not! What would be the fun in not seeing them fight?
Mihoshi: Oh my, are you sure it’s ok for us to just walk into this house like this? *sees a random flashing light from one of Washu’s devices* OH MY HOW PRETTY! *starts to mess with it*
Washu: LISTEN YOU! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO TOUCH?! *wrestles with Mihoshi for her gadget back.*
Ryoko: Look PRINCESS, I told you before not to get into my way! So back off before I teach you what it means to be one of the big girls!
Ayeka: OH really? Why don’t you show me then. *narrows eyes*
Ryoko: Careful what you wish for.....might mess up your ‘pretty’ face.
Ayeka: THAT’S IT! COME ON YOU SPACE PIRATE! *little round cylinders form around her*
Ryoko: That won’t work this time princess, I’m NOT holding back anymore.
Sasami: WOULD YOU TWO QUIT?! Why do you ALWAYS leave a path of destruction in our wake?! CAN’T YOU TWO BEHAVE JUST THIS ONCE?!
Ayeka: QUITE YOU! THIS IS BETWEEN TWO ADULTS! SO STAY OUT OF IT!
Sasami: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! *glares at Ayeka and then changes into Tsunami*
Tsunami: NOW, I will teach YOU! *raises hand and blows Ayeka away* There, now I feel better, no more annoying Ayeka to stand in my way to the crown seat of Jurai! *laugh wickedly and changes back into sasami, still laughing evilly*
Drakin: @_@ Sa...sa....mi....chan?
Washu: hime?
Sasami: *turns around* HIME MY PERT LITTLE JURAI ASS! FROM NOW ON YOU WILL CALL ME JO’OU-SAMA! HA HA HA! NOW THERE IS NOTHING TO STOP ME FROM TAKING OVER! My dumb mother will be no problem and well lady Funaho will just have to go...IT’S ALL TOO PERFECT! *laughs evilly again*
All: @_@
Ryoko: I think you are forgetting that your father won’t be all that pleased that you just reduced Ayeka to puff of smoke. Not that I’m complaining or anything......
Sasami: HA! Who could EVER blame THIS face? I am the most Kawaii one on the show! I will never go down! *pouts face* BUT DADDY I DIDN’T MEAN TO, AYEKA WOULDN’T STOP! I TRIED TO TELL HER, BUT SHE WOULDN’T LISTEN! *starts to cry......then abruptly stops* SEE?! HA HA! I will have this galaxy wrapped around my little finger!
Ryoko: DAMN SHE HAS A POINT! *gets down and bows* ALL HAIL QUEEN SASAMI!
Sasami: that’s right! And Tenchi will be mine now too!
Ryoko: -_-* You’ve gone a little too far now. *grabs sasami.....throws her into one of Ryo-oki’s crystals* There you need a time out!
Drakin: THANK GOD! That was getting a little crazy there for a second.
Ranma: *runs by screaming* GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!*Kuno runs in*
Kuno: FEAR NOT PIGTAIL GIRL! I WILL RESCUE YOU FARE MAIDEN!! *holds up his wooden sword and is about to knock Happosai off when he is wrapped up in a ribbon*
Kodachi: HA HA HA HA HA HA........HAHAHAHA! The pigtail girl goes no where until she tells me where my dear Ranma has gone to.
Kuno: Whatever.*looks in other room* AKANE TENDO!!! I WILL DATE WITH YOU MY SWEET! *runs at Akane* COME MY BEAUTY I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THESE WOMEN! *Is promptly whapped on the head by Shampoo*
Shampoo: That enough out of stupid boy!
~SHAMPOO!~
Shampoo: O_O MOUSE?!
Mouse: MY DEAR LOVE I AM HERE FOR YOU! *runs past Shampoo at Matt* COME MY LOVE LET’S GO!
Matt: HEY YOU FREAK GET OFF OF ME!
Mouse: *puts his glasses on* YOU’RE NOT SHAMPOO!
Matt: DUH! LET ME GO YOU DAMN WEIRDO!
Mouse: SHAMPOO WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!! QUACK QUACK QUACK *starts to flap around seeing how he is a duck now*
Tai and Drakin: *both nod, and put down the buckets they are holding* There that’s enough of him!
Matt: HEY DID YOU HAVE TO GET ME WET TOO?!
Tai: *looks at Matt, can see right through his shirt to his chest, reaches out and playfully squeezes one of Matt‘s nipples* Hey have to include a little fanservice here and there ^_~
Matt: Very funny Tai! *shudders as Tai pinches him*
Drakin: o_o HEY! NOT IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE! At least not until they shell out some cash to see that stuff. >_>.......
Tai: *pouts* I can never have any fun.
*voice behind Tai* OH I COULD SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME...
Tai and Matt: *yelp out and run behind Drakin*
All three: TK?!
Drakin 0_o.....Why is he dressed like that?
Matt: Cause it’s GOTH TK!
Drakin: Goth.......TK?
Matt: Yeah you know, from the Lost Temple of Ishida......Claire is having way too much fun over there.
Drakin: oh, well it does kinda look good on him.
GTK: Thank you thou Matt-Tai obsessed freak job.
Drakin: -_- KISAMA....
*Mimi strides in*
Mimi: HEY ALL! *smiles stupidly*
Tai: *whispers to Drakin* Why is she here?
Drakin: I don’t know......
Mimi: *whips her fake pink hair around* So what’s up guys? *whips her hair around some more*
Drakin: Alright that does it! REALITY CHECK! LOOK YOU PRETTY-PRETTY-PINK-PRINCESS-BARBIE-WANNA-BE! It takes a special character to have pink hair. *points at Washu* She can pull of pink hair. *points at 14 year old girl walking in wearing a boy’s school uniform walking along side a girl wearing a long flowing red dress with short purple hair* SHE DEFINITELY CAN PULL IT OFF! *points to picture of girl wearing a very seductive black dress with long pink ponytails (dark lady, sailormoon)* She can pull it off. *stops and does a double take, looks back at the girl with the boy’s school uniform on* *_* U-TEN-A!
[the resulting sound heard coming from Drakin can only be described as a shriek of pure joy as it steadily went beyond the range of human hearing]
*runs at the pink haired girl full on and glomps her* UTENA AI SHITERU!!!!
Utena: KORA! HANASEN! ANTHY, THE SWORD!
Anthy, Tai and Pretty Eyes: HEY! DRAKIN/UTENA-SAMA IS MINE!
Mimi: AWWWWW KAWAII!
Drakin: O_o oh yeah almost forgot about YOU. *regretfully detaches himself from the bishoujo, who breathes a sigh of relief and thankfully sucks in the air that was squeezed out of her a second ago* Now where was I? Oh yeah you and your hair. *grabs Mimi and dunks her head in a very conveniently handy vat of black dye* There that’s better.
Mimi: MY HAIR!
GTK: SQUEEEEEEEEE! *glomps onto Mimi* I will enjoy turning her over to the dark and brooding world that is goth. My thanks to you Overlord of Taito.
Drakin: EH heh heh ^_^” anytime Tk.
Matt: So he really does go ‘squeeeeeee’.
Tai: guess so.
Hmmm I would enjoy making you BOTH go squeeeee.
Matt and Tai: O_O *yelp and run behind Drakin again.
Drakin: TOUGA!
Touga leave the little ones alone! We have to get back the rose bride from Utena remember?!
Touga: Yes, Saionji I am well aware of what I shall get from Utena. *smiles wickedly*
*Utena across the room shivers*
Anthy: doushitano Utena-sama?
Utena: Touga is being perverted again.
Anthy: oh *nods understandingly*
Drakin: *twitch twitch*He reminds me of Kuno.....
Matt and Tai: hai....
Touga: restrain yourself Saionji!
Saionji: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! I haven’t slapped anyone since like episode ten! I HAVE TO BEAT SOMEONE! *looks at Matt* You don’t mind if I bitch-slap you a coupla time do you? *starts to drool* RIGHT?!
Matt: O_O.........
Tai: HEY! BACK OFF!
Drakin: I tried to be civil, but enough is enough! *glows blue again* I WILL NOT SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU BEAT EVERY BISHOUNEN AND BISHOUJO THAT HAPPENS TO PASS BY! YURUSENAI! *blows Saionji away, and the world was a MUCH happier place*
Touga: Hmmm nicely done. Would you like to work for me? Together we could even topple END OF WORLD! *laughs like a mad man* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~~~HAHAHAH!
Drakin: >_> you always were a power hungry lecherous freak. *blows Touga away, and across the globe Bishounen and bishoujo everywhere breathed a sigh of relief as they no longer had to fear Touga and his wandering gaze* I don’t know about you but I feel better.
Juri: *nod nod* yes I do as well. I would ask you a small favor, would you mind doing the same to her? *jerks her thumb behind her at Shiori*
Drakin: ehhhhhhh....
ONIISAMA!!!!
Drakin: O_O uh oh...
Nanami: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BROTHER?! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY! *grabs her two swords and runs after Drakin, who of course takes off for his life, dragging Matt, Tai and the other near him with him*
Ryoko: *holds a squirming Tenchi down* Now come on Tenchi, just go with the flow.
Tenchi: O_O!
Washu: Ryoko what have I told you?! NEVER TRY SOMETHING TILL MOMMY SAYS IT’S OK! *grabs Ryoko and starts to slap her around*
Mihoshi: My what are all you doing? I don’t think you should be doing that Ms. washu.
washu: -_-* HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD ALL YOU SIMPLETONS TO CALL ME WASHU-CHAN?!
Ryoko: Well WASHU-CHAN, let me show you something about being grown up. *grabs washu and starts to wrestle with her*
Mihoshi: My I didn’t know Tenchi could run that fast.
Washu and Ryoko: *stop trying to rip each-others hair out and look up, sure enough Tenchi is running for his life. both jump up and run after him*
Mihoshi: Where are you all going? Can I come along too? *runs after Ryoko and Washu*
Ranma: GET IT OFFFFFFFF!!!! *runs around waving her hands around screaming*
Akane: See that’s what you get for not helping me you jerk! *dodges spatula*
*front window crashes open*
in jumps a HUGE manly looking women carrying a crying young girl with bold hair under it’s arm. Another smaller women, also kinda manly looking, jumps in.
Big lady: CAPTAIN WHAT WILL WE DO?!
Captain: What we always do, RUN! *both run off*
two girls jump in the window next. One with red hair and looks REALLY PISSED. The other with long bluish hair looking slightly annoyed.
A-ko: DAMN! Where did they go?
B-ko: Why is it that we ALWAYS seem to be chasing after C-ko? Or saving her from something?
A-ko: Why you asking me? Does it look like I write the script? Maybe people think we have nothing better to do then run around in skimpy outfits and save her whiney ass.
B-ko: *sigh* I guess, shall we go?
A-ko: why not, not like we have anything better to do. Hey wait a minute.....
B-ko: >_> let’s just go. *runs past Ranma*
Ranma: HELP ME!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
B-ko: oh why not? *raises her arm* TAKIANA MISSILES! *dozens of missiles shoot out of her arm at Ranma*
Ranma: o_o crap.....*bright flash of light and a loud explosion* after the smoke cleared.....
Ranma: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.......well at least that freak is off of me.....
Happosai: *jumps out of ruble* SWEETIE!
Ranma: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *runs for her life*
Akane: *sees ranma run away* RANMA YOU BAKA! COME BACK HERE! *runs after Ranma*
Ukyou, Shanpoo and Pretty Eyes: *run after Akane*
Kuno: AKANE TENDO! I WILL DATE YOU COME BACK! *runs after Akane as well*
Kodachi: Where is my dear Ranma darling? *runs after the others*
Everyone meets up in the center of the house. Running all over the place. All the ramna 1/2 characters share a thought “Why does this seem oddly familiar?”
Suddenly everyone is frozen in place running but getting no where. Everyone is running at odd angles. The ranma 1/2 season one opening song is playing in the background.
`Ya Paa Ya paa...........~
Matt:*running upside down* What’s going on?
Tai:*running right side up but VERY close to Matt* Hee Hee, this position seem familiar Matt?
Matt: -_- ECCHI!
A large robot runs by. Soon after a small cat girl runs by after it screaming: VAN-SAMA COME BACK HITOMI IS GONE! VAN-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA!
Drakin, Tai, and Matt: O_O
Matt: WHOSE WRITING THIS CRAP?
Tai:*looks at Drakin, who is running sideways*
Drakin: HEY! I haven’t been in charge of anything since Utena showed up!
Tai: Then whose writing all of this?
Drakin: *Looks over at the computer* *There sitting hunched over typing extremely carefully is Evangelion unit 01. * WHY THAT NO GOOD.....*turns and sorta swims over to the comp* KORA! HANASEN!
Eva unit one: *looks up and starts to open it’s mouth*
Drakin: OH NO YOU DON’T! You even try and go berserk and I’ll put ASUKA in your entry plug!
Eva unit one: *eyes go wide and shuts it’s mouth*
Drakin: good now go out there and write down ‘I WILL NEVER MESS WITH DRAKIN’S STORIES EVER AGAIN!’ *points out the window and there is a large ten story high black board* I want that written 1000 times in Japanese, english and whatever language the angels use.
Eva Unit one: *Narrows eyes*
Drakin *holds up picture of Asuka*
Unit one: *yelps and crashes through the wall and picks up ten foot piece of chalk and starts to scribble away*
Drakin: *nods head* THERE! that outta show whose in charge around here *holds up hand and does a victory V pose*
Large robot runs by in the background being chased by a cat girl: VAN-SAMA! COME BACK! I LOVE YOUUUUU!
Drakin: -_- *hits button on the computer*
Everyone who was suspended in the air running at odd angles falls to the floor.
Drakin: O_O oops.......^_^” gomen ne minna!
Everyone: uuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhh.
Drakin: ok now where was I?
Nanami: I’LL KILL YOU!
Drakin: oh yeah......*resumes to run for his life*
Nanami: You will pay for destroying my brother! *runs after Drakin*
Ryoko: *runs by and blasts Nananmi into oblivion* She reminded me of Ayeka. *continues to run after Tenchi.*
Drakin: *pant....puff* Thanks *wheez* Ryoko.
Random voice: Heh, how do you expect to be a good fighter is you can’t even handle her?
Drakin: *Turns around* Goku?
Goku: That’s right! *tries to walk over, but his ridiculously OVERLY muscled body prevents him from moving. *HE falls over*
Drakin: O_o well one draw back of steroids.......>_> not to mention others........
Goku: HEY! You don’t here Chichi complaining do you?
Drakin:............
Vegita: Hmp......just like you to try and show off like that. Rookie. *shakes head*
Goku: YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET UP I’LL KICK YOUR SHORT ASS FROM HERE TO NAMEK!
Vegita: Whatever....
Gohan: Don’t worry dad I’ll show them all what our family is about! *raises his hands* KAME KAMEYA........*eyes go wide as a foot suddenly kicks up between his legs*
Anthy: Take that you women beater! *gohan falls to the floor out cold* FINALLY VENGEANCE IS MINE! *smiles triumphantly*
Utena: ^_^” ehhhh Anthy.....I’m happy that your self defense lessons are coming along great, but you might want to hit SAIONJI next time.
Anthy: *puts her glasses on* Oh my...........
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Drakin: anyhoo....where were we?
Tai: running for our lives.
Drakin: *looks at pile of dust that was once Nanami* well I don’t think we have to worry about that anymore....*looks around* it’s quiet.....TOO quiet.
Matt: yeah. Where did everyone go?
Tai: There out back drinking and smoking.
Drakin: O_o what?
Tai: well you know how hard it is to do all this wacky anime stuff, they need a break from now and then too.
Drakin: Sou desu ka.......?
~A little bit later~
Drakin: *Cracks whip* ALRIGHT YOU SLACKERS BACK TO WORK!
~lots of shuffling and grumbling, FINALLY everyone gets back in place~
Drakin: ehhhhh so what were we doing again?
Tai: Does it really matter, I mean none of it made any sense anyways.
Matt: Do we ever make sense? Especially when Drakin is around?
Drakin: HEY! I resemble that statement!......errr wait I mean RESENT!
Matt: *tries to hide his giggles with his hand*
Drakin: ANYWAYS! moving on....to....to.......HEY JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO ANYWAYS?
Tai: I have some ideas......*looks at Drakin trying to give him a hint*
Drakin: O_o” oh dear God......
Matt: Good thing Drakin isn’t interested or I would be worried.
Drakin: Well he IS cute......*looks at Tai*
Tai: Drakin? *goes wide eyed as Drakin edges closer to him*
Matt: o_0
Drakin: Well you know what they say, if you can’t beat them, join them. *places hands on either side of Tai’s face*
Matt: HEY! That’s MY boyfriend you are getting chummy with over there!
Drakin: I can’t help it he’s just so damn cute!
Tai: ^_^” I don’t know whether to be turned on or fearing for my life. This is really out of the ordinary for Drakin. Usually he would just wack me up side the head and tell me to.....get.....*mumbles incoherently as Drakin gets ever so much closer*
Matt: I think I’m going into shock........*checks his pulse*
Drakin: I don’t know what’s going on I just can’t help myself. As in someone else.....was.......*looks over at the computer* >_< DAMN YOU CHERRY!
Cherry: *looks over from the comp*Hai?
Drakin: GET AWAY FROM THAT COMPUTER YOU MUSHY GUSHY MARIONETTE! *runs over to the comp* Just what the hell did you think you were doing?
Cherry: Well I just thought that we needed to make this fic a little more kawaii. I thought it was very Kawaii how you looked at Tai-chan that way, he was just so cute blushing like that when you held him.
Drakin: O_O URUSAI! What else did you write in here? *looks at the screen* O_O. 47 PAGES?! What in God’s name did you write about for 47 pages? *looks* Oh my lord!
Cherry: Oh my Otaru-sama! *starts to squirm* IYAAAAA! Not in front of everyone!
Drakin: o_O I think we’ve lost her......*looks at Screen again* <_> I don’t even think Otaru can get into THAT position..........@_@ I don’t even want to know what that means.........WAH! *jumps as Bloodberry peaks over his shoulder*
Bloodberry: CHERRY!
Cherry: Nani? oh please as if you haven’t thought about some of that stuff either.
Bloodberry: Yeah but at least I have the chest for all that stuff, YOU don’t!
Cherry: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT THAT!
Bloodberry: the truth hurts.
Cherry: AND SO DOES THIS! *punches Bloodberry in the face*
Bloodberry: So...I see it’s time I teach you a lesson or two. *launches herself at Cherry and they go rolling around wrestling*
Drakin: DAMN YOU GOD OF IRONY FOR NOT GETTING ME A VIDEO CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!! *raises fist to the air* I swear I will get a video camera and as God as my witness I will never go bored again!
Matt: -_- that was lame.....
Drakin: oh shove it!
Matt: careful what you wish for.....
Drakin: oh for the love of....*jumps nearly out of his skin as a hand taps him on the shoulder*
Lime: Whatcha doin?
Drakin: *grabs his chest* at the moment, trying to not have a cardiac arrest......*looks at Lime, then at Marine next to Lime than at the computer* WHA! *covers the screen with one hand while hitting the Ctrl delete keys*
Lime: Whatcha hiding? Can I see? * tries to look at the screen*
Drakin: O_O NO! *hits the buttons faster* My God Cherry you assume Otaru has the stamina of ten men.........I think THAT might kill him from the pleasure alone......*looks at Lime who is blinking at him wonderingly* Ehhh.........*hits the keys even faster if that is at all possible*
Marine: See I told you men are dirty!
Drakin: HEY! I didn’t write this! A FEMALE DID!
Marine: HMP.......*looks away*
Drakin: Why don’t you go and make sure that Bloodberry and Cherry don’t kill each other.......Make sure they don’t wreck the house either *CRASH* well at least not any more then it already is........
Lime: OK! runs off dragging Marine with her.
Drakin: Thank God.....Ehhh where’s all this mist coming from?
Random voice: We heard that this computer has the power to make what is typed on it’s screen come into being.
Second Random vice: We’re here to take it so that we can take over the world.
Drakin: Why is it that everyone is on a power trip to rule the world these days ? -_-
Lights come on from nowhere seeing as how it has suddenly become mysteriously dark in the room. Girl with really long red hair appears.
Jesse: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
James: TO UNITE ALL PPL WITHIN OUR NATION!
Drakin: Oh no we don’t...*hits fast forward button*
Team rocket goes through their speech literally at the ‘speed of light’ after they are done they sit there panting.
Jesse: *jumps up* ALL RIGHT YOU HAND OVER THAT COMPUTER!
James* Don’t make us use force on you.
Drakin: >_> should I even bother? *looks back at comp*
Jesse: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE US! GO ARBOK!
James: We’ll teach you! GO VICTRIBELL! *grass pokemon appears and tries to eat James*
Drakin: you know seeing this in real life makes it all the more pathetic......
Jesse: ARBOK, POISON STING ATTACK!
Drakin: *grabs Kuno who happened to conveniently walk by just then*
Kuno: AHHHHHH! THE PAIN! It is as if a thousand daggers have stabbed my very soul! Oh I feel that death is upon me! Goodbye my dear sweet pigtail girl. Oh fair Akane Tendo I would have dated thee. Why must I be dealt such a lonely and pitiful death? Good bye cruel uncaring world.
Drakin: -_-* the poison only PARALYZES you......We are so going to be rated ‘B’ class thanks to his bad acting.
James: *muffled* GO WHEEZING!
Drakin: NO SMOKING INDOORS! *whacks Wheezing with a huge ashtray*
James: ^_^” ehh heh heh........
Pikachu jumps in out of nowhere. PIKA!
Ash: Alright Pikachu show them what REAL power is! PIKACHU, THUNDERSHOCK!
Drakin: Oh this is going to hurt......*looks at Computer* WAIT!
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAA!!!!! CHUUUUUUU! *shocks everything in sight*
Drakin: QUIT IT YOU DEFECTIVE CAR BATTERY!
Pikachu: pika?
Everyone looks slightly frazzed
Drakin: YOU COULD HAVE BLOWN UP MY COMPUTER YOU LITTLE ELECTRO SHOCK THERAPY NUTCASE!
Misty: HEY YOU WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU! THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SAY THANK YOU!
Drakin: *smiles evilly* oh I will, don’t worry about that....how about I show my appreciation by.....*grabs Misty and puts her into a dress*
Misty: *screams bloody murder and faints*
Drakin: Anyone else care to piss me off?
Everyone: *shakes their head no vigorously*
Drakin: Good, now where was I? *thinks* I really didn’t have a point did I, ppl just keep on showing up and interrupting my thoughts. *glares at Matt* one word and so help me I will have Jun and Sora locked in a room with you table dancing!
matt: *Goes pale and looks a little nauseous*
Tai: WOW! I didn’t think Matt could get any more pale then he already was.....
Drakin: first time for everything.
Tai: Is that so? *looks at Drakin*
Drakin: ^_^”
Random voice: Ryujoji-Shinkage Yamano Oni, Yagyu Jubei SHOUBU!
Tai: *turns around* You talking to me?
Oni: Yagyu Jubei, SHOUBU! *waves sword around menacingly*
Tai: Ano........help?
Drakin: PUT YOUR GLASSES ON YOU DUMMY!
Oni: My glasses? Oh.....*puts them on* YOU’RE NOT YAGYU JUBEI!
Tai: DUH!
Drakin: how can you mistake Tai for a girl?
Matt: well Tai and Jubei do both have long brown hair......
Drakin: You. aren’t. helping.
Matt: *shrugs* Hey if I have to put up with ppl calling me ma’am out in public then he can suffer some too.
Drakin: ANYWAYS! uhhhh Jubei isn’t here, at least I don’t think she is......
Koinosuke: OF COURSE JUBEI-SAMA IS HERE!
Drakin: Where did you come from?
Koinusuke: Japan.....
Drakin: >_< not what I meant, anyhoo, go get Jubei so she can whoop this guy.
Koinosuke: HAI! *runs off*
Drakin: So.....how long have you been a bloodthirsty-sword-wheeling-obsessed-samurai?
Oni: ................
Drakin: I see that’s nice.......JUBEI HAIYAKU!!!!!
Jubei: Watashi koko ni!
Drakin: good, ummm where is the lovely eye patch?
Jubei: I kinda forgot it.
Koinosuke: T_T NAZE WATASHI WA????!!!
Drakin: WHY YOU? WHAT ABOUT ME? I HAVE A PSYCHO RUNNING AROUND IN MY HOUSE READY TO SLICE PPL OPEN AT THE DROP OF A HAT!
Matt: it wouldn’t be the first time today that you had one in here.
Drakin: Yeah Nanami did kinda fit that description didn’t she....
Matt: KINDA? She IS that description!
Drakin: True.....
Oni: YAGYU JUBEI SHOUBU!
Drakin: that gets tiring after some time. *hits some keys, Oni disappears*
Tai: What did you do.
Drakin: hit delete.
*BOOM*
Drakin: I don’t even WANT to know what that was.
WELL YOU WILL NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS!
Drakin: Do I need to know who that is?
Matt: It would be preferable.....
Drakin: *turns around* GALAXIA!
Galaxia: That’s right! The strongest senchi of all, SAILOR GALAXIA! I have come for your star seed Drakin.
Drakin: Huh? I’m not a sailor senshi so I don’t have a star seed.
Galaxia: You fool! didn’t it seem odd when you were charged with that strange power that allowed you to destroy the North American Sailor scouts?
Drakin: Well when considering how the rest of the day had gone I Thought that that was maybe the only NORMAL thing that has happened all day.
Galaxia: Good point. HOWEVER! I WILL take you star seed and NOW! PREPARE TO DIE!
Drakin: O_O Can’t we talk about this I mean, isn’t there some peaceful way to solve this? Other then me being ripped apart?
Galaxia: well maybe, but then what would the fun be in not seeing you fade away into nothingness? *raises sword*
Drakin: Oh this is SO going to hurt *closes eyes*
STAR SERIOUS LASER!
STAR SENSITIVE INFERNO!
STAR GENTLE UTERUS!
Galaxia: NANI?! WWWHHHHAAAAAAA.......*fades away into nothingness*
Usagi: Just exactly how many times do we have to beat her?
Drakin: *opens eyes* I’m alive? *looks at himself* I’M ALIVE! *jumps around like an idiot*
Fighter: Thanks to us.
Drakin: *_* THE SAILOR SENSHI!!!! WWWWAAAAAAIIIIII~~~~IIIIIII!!!!!!
Ami: *scans Drakin* Well it is true he is emitting a strange energy.
Makoto: Not only that but he’s cute!
Tai: HEY! HANDS OFF SPARKY!
Makoto: Hmmmm jealous? *starts to spark with electric energy*
Drakin: T_T I don’t think my house can take any more direct blasts....can we not try to blow one another away?
Makoto: HAI! but only cause you asked me to.
Drakin: >_>
Tuxedo Mask: Yes well, now that Galaxia is gone, yet again....What shall we do?
Usagi: Hmmm well I have some ideas.....
Drakin: O_O did I just hear what I think I did?
Matt: I think so...
Tuxedo Mask: Ehhhh Usa-ko We can’t do that, it wouldn’t be right.
Usagi: Oh feh! You are NO fun! I bet Fighter-kun would LOVE to do some of the things I have in mind!
Fighter: You called?
Usagi: YES I DID! Let’s go, I’m through with cape boy over there. *grabs Fighter and drags ‘her’ off*
Drakin: What just happened?
Matt: I think we have just witnessed the breakup of one of the most well known couples in the world.
Drakin: YEAH I KNOW THAT! BUT HOW DID IT HAPPEN?!
Minako: WHO CARES?! All I care about is that Mamoru is open for business!
Rei: HEY HE WAS MINE BEFORE HE WAS USAGI’S! I have dibs on him!
Makoto: NO WAY! I am totally going to get him!
SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!
Ami: Looks like he is mine girls. *walks past huge block of ice that has Sailor Venus, Mars and Jupiter encased in it*
Drakin: >_> I knew that quite exterior was just a front.....
Hotaru: Haruka-papa, Michiru-mama, I’m glad that you two don’t act that way.
Haruka: *looks at Michiru*
Michiru: *blushes*
Setsuna: *giggles* Poor little Sailor Saturn, so destructive and yet so innocent too.
Hotaru: *looks at Sailor Pluto wonderingly*
Drakin: Who is writing all this smut?
Matt: *Holds up mirror*
Drakin: I AM NOT! *looks at comp, notices small hands reaching out from under the keyboard and hitting the keys* Who in the world.......*looks under and grabs Happosai*
Happosai: LET GO! What did I do? I was just livening things up around here.
Drakin: KOUNO ECCHI! *hurls him out the window* THAT IS IT I AM GOING TO LOCK THIS KEYBOARD EVERY TIME I TURN AWAY FROM IT!
Matt: first smart thing he’s said all day.
Drakin: *whacks him in the head*
Tai: well what other damage did that little freak do?
Drakin: Well.....*looks in the other room* @_@ Ok I think I’m going to be sick.....This is too much to fix, OH TO HELL WITH IT! *moves cursor up to the ‘X’ button*
Drakin, Matt, Tai and Pretty Eyes are all sitting around in the living room watching the TV.
Tai: It’s been a boring quite day.
Drakin: Yeah, somehow I’m glad though.