Hello, my name is none of your business. I am
>> suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor
>> scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by
>> squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion
>> chain letters sent to me by people who actually
>> believe that if you send them on, that a poor 6 year
>> old girl in Texas with a potato growing out of her
>> forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
>> removed before her parents sell her off to the
>> traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that
>> Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send
>> "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? I guess
>> stupid enough to believe that you will receive a $2
>> billion shopping spree at Abercrombie & Fitch...
>> Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make
>> a wish, I'll meet the girl of my dreams tomorrow! ,
>> What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is
>> directed to all the people out there who have nothing
>> better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
>> forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come
>> into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead
>> in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the
>> chain which was started by a knight of the round table
>> and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on
>> the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000,
>> it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the
>> longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If
>> you're going to forward something, at least send out
>> something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this
>> to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched
>> excuse for a human being who will somehow receive a
>> nickel from my pet gecko" forwards about 90 times.
>> It's getting old. Show a little intelligence and think
>> about what you're actually contributing to by sending
>> out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.
>> THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
>> Chain Letter Type 1:
>> (Scroll down) Make a wish!!!
>>
No, really, go on and make one!!!
>> Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
>> No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being!!
>> Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet?
>> STOP!!!!
>> Wasn't that fun? :)
>> Hope you made a great wish :)
>> Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.
>> First of all, if you don't send this to 5,096 people
>> in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja
>> elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of
>> manure. It's true! Because THIS letter isn't like all
>> of those fake ones... THIS one is TRUE!!
>> Really!!!
>> Here's how it goes:
>> *Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed
>> with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
>> *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed
>> with you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
>> *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed
>> with you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and
>> may form a plot on your life.
>> *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be
>> annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain
>> letter and will napalm your house.
>> Thanks!!!!
>> Good Luck!!!
>>
>> Chain Letter Type 2:
>> Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see,
>> there is a starving little boy in
>> Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no
>> parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be
>> saved, because for every time you pass this on, a
>> dollar will be donated to the Little Starving
>> Leg-less, Arm-less, Parent-less, Goat-less Boy from
>> the Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we
>> have absolutely no way of counting the e-mails sent
>> and this is all a complete load of junk. So go on,
>> reach out. Send this to 59 people in the next 47
>> seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send
>> this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
>> Thanks again!!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Chain Letter Type 3:
>> Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence
>> since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because
>> there was no e-mail then and probably not as many sad
>> e-mail addicts with nothing better to do. So this is
>> how it works:
>> Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 seconds or
>> something horrible will happen to you like:
>> *Bizarre Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking
>> home from school on Friday. She had recently received
>> this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a
>> crack in the sidewalk, fell into a sewer, was gushed
>> down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying
>> out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty,
>> she died, too.... This could happen to you!!!
>> *Bizarre Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old
>> boy, got a chain letter in his e-mail and ignored it.
>> Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was
>> dropped by a plane that just happened to be flying
>> directly above him. This could happen to you too!!!
>> Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip.
>> Just send this letter to all of your loser friends,
>> and everything will be okay.
>>
>> Chain Letter Type 4:
>> As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it
>> to every one of your friends.
>>
>> "Friends"
>>
>> A friend is someone who is always at your side...
>> A friend is someone who likes you even though you
>> stink like dead fish, and your breath smells like
>> you've been eating cat food.
>> A friend is someone who likes you even though you
>> can't juggle.
>> A friend is someone who thinks your pants look like
>> they were made from curtains.
>> A friend is someone who stays with you all night while
>> you cry about your sad, sad life...
>> A friend is someone who pretends they like you when
>> they really think you should be ran over by a
>> steamroller and then thrown to vicious dogs...
>> A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums,
>> and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak
>> much English... (-no, sorry that's the cleaning lady...)
>> A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters
>> because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
>>
>> Now pass this on! If you don't, no one will like you
>> for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you
>> live.
>>
>> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
>> threatening to leave you friendless or luckless for
>> the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send
>> it on. Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty
>> about a leper in Otswana with no teeth, who's been
>> tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only
>> chance of living is the 5 cents per letter he'll
>> receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end
>> up like Miranda. Right? Now forward this to everyone
>> you know...otherwise you'll find all your socks
>> missing tomorrow morning.
>> And will be killed on a monkey
>> who was made in Japan
>>by a wicked boy
>> WHO HATES YOU
>> and every one
>> If you don't send it in
>> the next three seconds you will
>> be eaten by the martian crust devils with
>>
~Drakin’s note~
Yeah hi there! It’s me obviously interjecting into the fun you are having........well it stops here sorry. cause whoever sent this letter to me didn’t give me the WHOLE thing, it ends here. SORRY! but that’s it for this masterpiece of chain letters! Once again I DID NOT WRITE THIS! I have in now way ANY rights to it nor did I take part whatsoever in it’s creation. So if you were offended TO SHITTY BAD! go find out who wrote this and blame THEM!