mcbain

We Curse you Brian Mcbain

This fucking asshole screwed us over. Don't let him screw you over. The whole story of what this asshole did is below. If you see him, kick him in the nuts. Really fucking hard. Pretend you are back in the 3rd grade playing kickball, and that little hottie you like is watching you play. You have to kick the ball really hard so you can impress her.

Here's Brian Mcbain's high school yearbook photo----->

Mcbain is a douche!!!!!!

Here's him in high school on the baseball team. He's the one on the right. No wonder he got kicked off the team. The players were tired of him sneaking up from behind them and licking their assholes in the team shower.

Here's the story:

Brian Mcbain emailed Corey about setting up a trade. The items involved in the trade are listed to the left. We agreed to a trade, and discussed the quality on all the tapes. We even had to pay extra postage and fill out a damn customs form since he lives in Canada. We trusted him, and sent his tapes out supposedly at the same time he sent ours. Apparantly he is a liar. He said he sent them, and we should have them in about a week.. Well, we waitied approximately 2 weeks, and never received them. So, we nicely, asked him where they were. He insisted that he sent them out and he would look into it. He then got back to us and told us he didn't know what happenned, but he would reship them to us. He said he had to wait until he got paid, and he would send them express mail so we would get them quicker. This was on August 12th. We were understanding. We said cool, we'll keep an eye out for them. We still haven't received them. We have emailed him 5 times since then to ask him what the situation is. He has never responded to us. He won't answer any of our emails. We don't believe we are jumping the gun here since it has been a month, and we have received no contact from him. He did receive the tapes from us, and told us how good the quality was, but didn't have the common decency to keep his half of the deal. What an inbred douche!!! Upon further research, we have found that he has screwed other people. His name and email address(es) were listed on other people's sites as a bad trader. This guy is a jackass. Don't trade with him. Mcbain, we're coming for your ass, fucking hoser!!

We Sent him:

KISS 9/30/92   VHS
KISS 9/11/93   VHS
KISS 7/30/94   VHS
KISS 6/17/95   VHS
KISS 4/5/01     VHS
KISS Acevision VHS

He should've sent us:

Motley 1984 Quebec VHS
Motley 1985 MontrealVHS
Motley 1989 NJ         VHS
Motley 1993 studio     VHS
Motley 1994 Indy       VHS
Union 10/29/98           VHS

Yeah, you motherfucker, take that beating!!!

That is us kicking Mcbain's ass. He is such a bowlegged little bitch. You should've just given us the tapes you promised us. Then you wouldn't be getting an assbeating supreme.

Mcbain's Idol ->

We're coming after you Mcbain, you jackass. We're like big jungle cats chasing down some little animal to eat. You can't outrun us forever, sooner or later, we will rip the hell out of your pathetic ass. This is us chasing you:

You're
Done
Mcbain!!!

Mcbain, you are fucking worthless. You're like a chicken that sticks its head into its own ass for fun.

Mcbain, you are nothing. You are like Rodan or Mothra in the face of us. We are like Godzilla, we smash the towns of people who fuck with us. We kick mutated monsters asses. We fucking breathe fire. Top that you fucking lying bitch!!!

These ladies know what's up. Mcbain probably screwed them over in some way. That seems to be all he does. He's like some kind of demon. Not a terrifying demon, he's more like a demon that rides the short bus to demon school everyday, and gets picked on by other demons because he's such a worthless little demon bitch.

Here's a few emails from him that we received. See how many lies you can count!!

>From: Brian
>Reply-To: baddass@hotmail.com
>To: drummernowlin@hotmail.com
>Subject: KISS Video Trade!!
>Date: Sat, 6 Jul 2002 23:21:52 -0400 (EDT)
>
>Hi there. I saw your website with all your bootlegs
>through the tape trader network page and was
>interested in a couple of videos you have. I'd like
to
>trade for them if you want to? My list is below, look

>it over and let me know if we can trade or not.
>Thanx!!

>From: "Corey Nowlin" <drummernowlin@hotmail.com>
>To: abonasor@yahoo.ca
>Subject: Re: KISS Video Trade!!
>Date: Tue, 09 Jul 2002 12:50:13 -0500
>

Brian,

   Thanks for looking at the site. I saw some videos
that caught my attention:

Motley Crue Shout at the Devil Quebec City 1984
"          "         Theatre of Pain in Montreal 1985
"          "         Dr. Feelgood EastRutherford 1989
"          "         Studio Rehearsals 1993
"          "         Indianapolis, IN 1994

Union 10/29/98 Live in Hollywood, CA

     What's the quality like on all of these? I
really like to get the best if I can...who doesn't?
The one that really piqued my interest was the 1989
Motley show...is that the one with Ace Frehley doing
the encore with them? Thanks for the info. Can't
wait to hear from you.

Corey

Corey's reply:

From : Brian <abonasor@yahoo.ca>
Reply-To : baddass@hotmail.com
To : drummernowlin@hotmail.com
Subject : Re:KISS Video Trade!!!
Date : Tue, 9 Jul 2002 15:07:56 -0400 (EDT)

Hey Corey, thanks for getting back to me. You picked
the right videos. They're ALL awesome shows in great
quality. But then again, all my shows are in great
quality. The Studio Rehearsals '93 is a bit weak on
the picture. There is no mint copy out there that I
know of but it's awesome anyways. The 1989 Motley show you asked about is the one Ace showed up for in the
encore. It's pretty cool. That part is kinda edited.
It only shows like half the song they played
(Jailhouse Rock) but it's still worth having. I looked
over your list and this is what I'm interested in
(they're ALL KISS):

KISS - 9/30/92 Allentown, PA - Stabler Arena
KISS - 9/11/93 Burbank, CA - Burbank Hilton
KISS - 7/30/94 Nashville, TN - Riverfront Park
KISS - 6/17/95 Burbank, CA - Hyatt Hilton
KISS - 7/30/95 New York City, NY - Roseland Ballroom
KISS - 4/5/01 Melbourne, Australia - Rod Laver Arena

Is this cool with you? The 6 you want for the 6 that I
want? I hope we can do this. Get back to me. Thanx!!

Brian

Mcbain,
This->
Is You.

Here's another one of his emails. This is the last one we received from him. Look at this horseshit!!!!!

From : "Brian B." <baddass@hotmail.com>
To : drummernowlin@hotmail.com
Subject : Re:KISS Video Trade!!!
Date : Mon, 12 Aug 2002 18:16:13 -0400

Hey Corey, I'm in the middle of finishing the last one. I'll be mailing it out by Friday 'cause on Thursday night I get paid. This time I'm sending it by express so it'll get there faster. Sorry for the wait bro. I'll be e-mailing
you the day I mailed your stuff out. Take care!!

Brian

Here are his email addresses. Don't trust him. He's a fucking liar and a little bitch. He probably is also a horse raper.

Brian Bobojchov: bobojchov@sprint.ca
or
baddass@hotmail.com
or
abonasor@yahoo.ca

This senator has the right idea:

Here's this address:

Brian McBain
16 Widdicombe Hill
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
M9R 1B3

He can change his email address, but it would be kinda hard for him to change the shipping address unless he moves. He's a dick. Don't ever trade with anyone at that address!!!

We as good traders have a responsibility to do the following:

Send him envelopes filled with dog crap, call him, knock on his door and run away, email all of his addresses with useless crap (like gay porn), egg his house, put baloney on his car, punch him.

Here are maps on how to get to his house just in case you need them.

Want his phone number? You got it!
416-245-2883

These Mounties should beat his ass.

Here's a picture of him going to the store.

We have done thorough research on this, and per our findings we have a theory as to why Mcbain was so excited to trade with us and then stopped contacting us, thus, screwing us over. We feel (after much research), that when Mcbain initially contaced us, it was because he saw Corey's name, and assumed that Corey Nowlin was actually his hero, Canadian Pop Superhero, Corey Hart. Once he realized that it was Corey Nowlin, NOT Corey Hart, he became discouraged. He realized his chance for a gay love fest with Corey Hart had been dashed. We put the pieces together upon reading an email from Mcbain that was telling us how he has the lyrics to the Corey Hart hit, "Sunglasses At Night" tattooed on his stomach. Dude, he is one sick fuck!!!

Here's us storming to Canada to kick his ass. You can notice in the picture that since Mcbain is such a bitch, he hired little foreign kids to try to keep us away from him. It didn't work. We rolled over those kids, and then got out and stuck a bottle of Labatt's Blue of Mcbain's ass. He was loving it. What an f'n douche!!!!

You probably heard about it on the news. That was Mcbain. He, and his drunk Canadian brother flew to Chicago to attack the Kansas City Royals first base coach. They ran on the field during the game and attempted to tackle him. When Mcbain was questioned after the game about his motive for the unprovoked attack, he said, "That old fucker never replied to my letters. Since 1992, I have been sending him love letters in the mail, because I wanted to marry him. He thinks that because he's a MLB First base coach, he's some kind of big shot, well he ain't. I was going to impregnate him!!"

Below are pictures of the attack. They are very disturbing.

Here they are, knocking the old man down. As you can tell, they are white trash.

Here's Mcbain grabbing for the old man's goodies. He wanted to get the old man's pants off and have a look at his genitals. The old man wanted no part of it. Mcbain was pissed about that.

Mcbain was taken to jail shortly there after on charges of being a dirty crackhead and attempting to fondle an old man in a stadium.

Here's Mcbain beating his little girl in her car seat. Mcbain wore a wig and fake boobs so he would look like a woman. The surveillance camera caught him attacking a little girl because he's such a lying jackass.