The Oasis Dune Cats received the news last meeting that Noble Dr. Evil has decided to join the ranks of the unit. When his representative, Number 2, not a Shriner, began the exclusive news conference, he asked the Nobles in the room to "ZIP IT. ZIP IT GOOD." Number 2 stated that his decision was narrowed to the Patrol, the Potentate's Guard, or the Dune Cats. He declined the Patrol's invitation because Noble Evil stated he did not look good in yellow pants. His desire to join the Potentate's Guard unit was diminished when Evil learned that he could not be the Potentate and that the Potentate had no desire to have Evil's cat, Mr. Bigglesworth , spend time in the Center. He, then, found the Dune Cats. The first Dune Cat he spoke to was Noble Paul Funk. Noble Funk welcomed Evil with a hug and gave him an application. Noble Funk stated that Mr. Bigglesworth can come to all activities. Evil was hooked. He decided he wanted to be a four-wheeler. "They're sharp looking. I really find their leaders, Noble Porter and Gant, let's say, interesting. They will make great additions to help me achieve my ultimate goal. We need to take care of  Mr. Powers. With the power of that go-kart, I can reach that goal. When asked what was his ultimate goal, Number 2 simply stated, "you'll see, you'll see. Bwahahahaha." Known as a cunning negotiator for the benefit of organizations he belongs to, the Dune Cats hope that Noble Evil will help in raising more money. At this point, Number 2, distributed the following transcript about a recent  negotiation:

Dr. Evil: Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!

No.2: Ahem...well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars? I mean, a million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!

Dr. Evil: Really?

No.2: Mm-hmm.

Dr. Evil: That's a number. Okay then. We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!

There was no comment about if and when MiniMe would join the Dune Cats.

Mini Me at the recent Oasis Ceremonial