Hello friends. Im here to talk to you about an ongoing problem in America today...HAIR! That’s right, hair. Each year millions of scalps go undetected. With your help, we can eradicate this worldwide menace. How, you say? Men, I urge you to grab you razors. Your gels or creams. Get those clippers out. It takes only minutes a day. Now, I know what you are thinking. I’m only one man, how can I make a difference? Each year the number of scalps in America increases by 10%. If we can get 1,000 scalps a day, we can have half of America bald in only 10 years. Imagine...half the country in only 10 years! But we can’t do it alone. Through teamwork and determination...TOGETHER, WE CAN SHAVE AMERICA.
You were born bald...be shorn again! It’s fast, it’s easy, and best of all...it’s FREE! So wont you join the effort. Say it loud, I’m bald and I’m proud. Become a Chrome Dome, a Cue Ball. Keep America beautiful...and hairless. |
