ATTENTION: I WILL CURRENTLY NOT BE ACCEPTING ANY AFFILIATION REQUESTS.  SORRY.  SO IGNORE WHAT'S BELOW.

Affiliation
Wanna affiliate?  Hmm?  Well I have just a few requirements that are not hard at all to fill.  Please read all of it, thank you.

HITS DON'T MATTER!!!
I don't care how many hits you get.  It doesn't matter to me.  Affiliates are made to help each other, and I like helping people.  Take that, George Clooney.

FAIRLY NICE SITE!
I'm not strict on this at all, but it just bothers me when people e-mail me saying they want to affiliate when their site looks like it was put together in a matter of minutes.  It happened a lot back at stupidsonic.com, so I just want a fairly nice looking site, ok?  Ok.

BUTTONS!
I want a button CLOSE TO 88x31 pixels.  Just don't make it completely different.  I want my site to look good, and if I affiliate someone with a giant button, it's just not going to look right.  Also, I would really appreciate it if my button gets put up as soon as possible.  If I do for you, and you don't do for me, then this isn't going to work out.  I don't have a real due date to get buttons in, but I will cancel your affiliation eventually.

NO PORN!
It's as simple as it sounds.  No porn.  Little kids come through here.  You can't be affiliated or linked to anyone with porn either.

HAS TO HAVE TO DO WITH MY SITE!
Basically, I'm saying that if your site isn't about sprites, sprite comics, flashes, or video games, then don't ask.

FAIR COMICS (if the site is about comics)!
Please don't affiliate with me if your comics are crap.  I don't care what you make them with, it's just a matter of how much you put into it.  I don't want comics with completely sloppy word bubbles, stuff like that.

Sorry if I sounded a bit strict there, but I've had bad affiliating experiences before.  Now if you fit all the needs, then
e-mail me.
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