On the first day of Christmas, my true slut gave to me
A virgin so very horny
On the second day, she gave me two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the third day of Christmas, that ol' bitch, she brought home three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the fourth day of Christmas, four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the fifth day of Christmas she brought me home somethin' special
She brought me home somethin' special
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin very horny
On the sixth day of Christmas, she gave me six cunts a-laying
But five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the seventh day of Christmas, I got wet and wild with seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Now on the eighth day, I got somethin' special
She went into her lingerie
She got her dirtiest pair of underwear
Eight crusty panties, eight crusty panties, eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the ninth day of Christmas my true slut gave to me
Eight of her friends, including herself
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
On the tenth day of Christmas it was a good day for head
I bet you even good ol' Saint Nick stayed home in bed
She gave me ten sluts a-sucking
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
And five fuckin' herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
A virgin so very horny
Was she ever!
And on the eleventh day, I shoulda' been a baby!
She gave me eleven tits a-milking
Ten sluts a-sucking
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
So this is the day we've been waitin' for
She gave me, on the twelfth day, a lot of lip
Not a lot of crap, a lot of lip
A lot of dick sucking
A lot of prick fucking
She gave me twelve lips a-licking
Eleven tits a-milking
Ten sluts a-sucking
Nine chicks a-fucking
Eight crusty panties
Seven swampy ladies
Six cunts a-laying
Five herpie seeds
Four calling girls
Three French whores
Two pecker rubs
And a virgin so very horny
recorded by GG Allin (1988)
based on the song The Twelve Days Of Christmas
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