Oh no, that rock-n-roll rebel is outta jail and prowling stages again...is he gonna give rock music a band name like Elvis did in the early days? Beats me (and other audience members, ho ho ho), but he certainly has no less manners and sex appeal than the Pres had...
Yup, that scum loving, less-than-sanitary, outlaw is back and after years of hearing of his exploits. I've finally witnessed the slob. So what did I think? Well, basically I think he's an imbecile. But I must give him credit for being a fellow who pisses ON as many people as he pisses OFF. And he's fun to watch, like a circus monkey (and he makes this expression with his mouth not unlike Bill Murray's trademark slurring drunk: Real cute).
Things I saw: GG stick his finger up his anus; An audience member stuck his finger up there, too; GG try to force a female photographer to perform fellatio on him; a male GG fan voluntarily perform fellatio on him; GG break several people's eye glasses; GG throw his mike stand over my head - look out; GG urinate in his own hand; GG cut his scalp and body with a bent beer can; and GG jump many in the crowd.
But the biggest revelation about GG - and this might seem vulgar, so skip to the next paragraph if you'd like - and I'm no psychologist - I think I've figured out why GG is so frustrated and hates the world...the guy has a penis the size of tootsie roll! And though he tried, it never became erect much to the enjoyment of the many hecklers yelling, "Can't you get it up GG?!" So perhaps GG, as a young lad, had some social difficulty because of his unfunctioning sexuality and decided to take it out on the world (and attack women). And repeatedly bashing the mike into his skull clearly showed his low self-esteem. It's just a hunch.
Really though GG, it's not so bad...I'm lucky if mine's medium sized...it shouldn't bother you...If you behaved a little better, girls would like you more. And bathed. And covered those tattoos. And worked on your temper. That's all.
Oh yeah, there was music, too, wasn't there? His three piece band played British punk rock 1976, that was simple yet kind of toe tapping. I enjoyed it actually. Expose Yourself to Kids could be a college radio hit with its catchy melody.
Also visually interesting was a semi-sexy sextet of females called Thrust, who opened. A cellist, guitarist, bassist (not really) and three percussionists played a (improvised or just poorly rehearsed) set of a few "jams", kind of clangy and noisy industrial tribal grunge rock. It was definitely interesting and possibly stupid, but I liked it.
Leaf Carrot
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