Budgie Humour

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Andre and Dave Two friends Andre and Dave were two huge budgie fans. Their entire lives, Andre and Dave talked about their birds all the time.  They went to all the shows . They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come back and tell the other if there were budgies in heaven. One night, Andre passed away in his sleep after watching his birds mating  earlier in the evening. He died happy. A few nights later, his buddy Dave awoke to the sound of Andre's voice from beyond. "Andre is that you?" Dave asked.  "Yes, it's me," Andre replied. "This is unbelievable" Dave exclaimed. " So tell me, are there budgies in heaven?"  "Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"  "Tell me the good news first."  "Well, the good news is that yes there are budgies in heaven."  "Oh, that is wonderful, So what is the bad news?"  "You're feeding tomorrow night."

A.Kruger

What do you give a sick budgie?  "tweetment"                                                    A .Button

When pie the budgie died , Mr Louw the Baker was very distressed. He went to the parish priest and said, "Father, will you do a funeral fo budgerigar?" "I certainly will not," said the priest. " Why don't you try the minister?' " All right ," said Baker. "By the way , do think a thousand  rand for his church fund would be a suitable gesture of gratitude?" "Wait a minute ," said the priest. 'Why didn't you mention that the budgie                                               was a Catholic?'                                         A.J.

How do Budgie see the month through?   " on a Budget"

A mother budgie, a daddy budgie and their baby were getting ready to migrate. The mother budgie said, "My instincts tell me to go north." The daddy budgie said, "My instincts tell me to go south." The baby budgie said,"My end stinks too, but it doesn't tell me where to go!"                                                                                                                               A.J.

Where does a Budgie go when it loses it's tail ? "A Re-tail store !!"

What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a Piranah ? "A bird that talks your ear off !!"

What do you get when you cross a Budgie with a Piranah ? "A bird that talks your ear off !!"

How does a girlie Budgie send a letter to her friend ? "In a Hen-velope !!"

Which Budgie tells the best jokes? "Comedi-HENS !!"

My Girl My fight with depression was long and severe. Then I met my Girl, I knew hope was near. She flies to my shoulder and begs for a kiss She ruffles her feathers when beak meets my lips. Who could feel so sad, when I'm really proud She's learned many whistles, though little too loud. She chases my plate, when dinner times here Oh gosh what a mess, is my "Dirt Devil" near? Before lights go out, we watch TV shows Does she know the plot, who really knows?. She plays with my hair, now mine sticks up too My Budgerigar's grey, I'm no longer blue.                                                                                                         Anonymous

What did the 500lb Budgie say ? "Here kitty kitty.. !!!"