I got this from my mother-in-law. I think she's making fun of me :)
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Here's a deal.....

Y2K GARAGE SALE

For sale, cheap:

3- 6ooo watt generators
500 pounds of dried fruits and nuts
300 gallons of water
100 lbs. of pasta
2 tons of canned food
10 - 45 gallon drums of gasoline
100 flashlight batteries
4 - 12 gauge shotguns
800 yards of barbed wire fencing
75 land mines
one watch tower
8 dobermans
6 pit bulls
one "welcome" mat (never used)

SPECIAL

14,000 ROLLS OF TOILET TISSUE
HARDLY USED

Just thought you might enjoy this!    ******

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