If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

Do you know the difference between Niagara and Viagra?     ....
Niagara Falls.

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may
cause them to spin
around and point north.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed
over the $10/pill price.
His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a
year isn't too bad."

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before
approving Viagra coverage,
what are they going to use?  A growth chart?

Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five
gentlemen in India did
so and changed the balance of power in the region.

I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and
this morning had a jar
full of big Kosher dills.

How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One
little tablet, and
it's a whole new bulb.

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a
professional. If that doesn't
work, see a doctor!

If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger?

For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill,
to make them better. Now,
with Viagra, they're raising the dead!

I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head
would swell.

Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as
"assault with a dead weapon."

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one hour wait for a
2 minute ride.

Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward.

Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."

Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but
doesn't really care where.

Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?
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Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off
into the Ohio River, all the
lift bridges suddenly went up.

If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them
quickly otherwise you'll get a
stiff neck.

A shipment of Viagra was high jacked today. Police have put out an
All-Points bulletin:
Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They will face a
stiff sentence when convicted
and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

A guy left his Viagra tabled in his shirt pocket when he sent it
to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too
stiff to wear.

Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men?.... They
come with just a "Viagra"
more room.

Newsweeks' comments on the trade name Microsoft=AE "Let's see...
"Micro" and "Soft". Needs Viagra!"

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard
drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks
all your data off the hard drive.

For women not-in-the-mood, California bars now have Viagra-free
zones.

New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to
pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to
come right up.

Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying President
Clinton's DNA.

Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about
Viagra overdoses: Lots of
new stiffs means an upswing in business.

We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to
stake tomatoes. Just dissolve
a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up straight and tall.

Scientist have finally discovered the chemical formula for Viagra,

1% Sodium
1% Iron
1% Phosphate
97% Fix-a-Flat

Q. What happens if you get the Viagra pill stuck in your throat?
A. You get a stiff neck.

Q. What do you get when you mix viagra with rogaine?
A. Don King.

Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been
using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst
suppository I've ever used."

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino?
One cup and you're up all night.

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