2. SHORT FILMS
3. THEATER
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3 times in the theater...
2 times in the theater...
3 times in theater... ok, this was wonderful. i can't emphasize that enough!! his first $100+ mil blockbuster!
"it's a cruel cruel world for you little boys and girls, and mean nasty people want to have you for their supper, but if you follow me you can all be free, free, free, you can all be free...you can dream my dream, you can dream my dream....
1 time in theater... Oy vey. Alan!!! No wonder this took so long to release. Not as torturous as Get Carter, though.
"but diamonds are a girl's...man's...best friend!"
1 time in theater... This is awful. sorry!! but alan's cute even though his dialogue is rank.
"listen, scary man!"
1 time in theater. UNBE-FREAKIN-LIEVABLE! this indie is amazing. these are his best kinds of roles. 10 minutes, but the DVD rules!!!!!!
"you whore!"
Great Gazoo, Mick Jagged
4 times in theater...has adorableness to it.
"although their uniforms ARE adorable!"- Gazoo
hilarious! such a waste...i wanted a plush Smeck doll.
"dammit smeck! i love you!"
4 times in the theater. he actually got me to read and enjoy something of shakespeare.
the role that made me fall for him.
"move them feet...easy street..."
comes on to Tom Cruise...best 4 min. of the whole damn movie...
"but they weren't the kind of men you'd like to fool around with...if you know what i mean!"
a fop that really did exist in the 18th cent. revived with an eyebrow ring...
"who is this delightful bit of rough?"
big notebook! frink-a-zoid!!
"michele...after all these years you still take my breath away."
this movie really is funny as hell. and alan is just so...masculinely yummy, despite the fact he's chasing after the Spicies.
"because tonight is the night, where 3 become 1."
has his normal SCOTTISH accent, and the chimps were so cute!
"pour me another."
still not released, and it sounds so good! it's a holocaust story. i love how he does that theme often. SO mad that i missed the 2 day showing in philly :-(
hmm...a completely straight religious figure...what's wrong with this picture?
god bless the bbc (and their site for this particular picture). i can't say it enough. this is so freakin amazing. i'm not into the subject matter of adultery, but my god is he sexy in this.
"kiss me...just once..."
such a geeky villain! had seen years ago on my 14th b-day... don't remember.
"was it good for you too?"
ewww....sean bloody walsh....this is the first role i ever saw him in. now i just laugh and go, damn i wish that was me in the movie theater scene!!
"I don't think I've laid eyes on a more succulent bird."
campy and funny as all hell (BBC America)- he writes and costars.
"get me a mirror and a torch and I'll check..."
i shall never look at condoms or ankles the same again.
"do you do this with him too?"
too adorable. i just wanted to hug him and give him a new hairdo!
"i'm as happy as michelle pfeiffer's underpants."
Butter (1994): He directed this emotional short and had a cute bit part. Hilary Lyon, his ex-wife, stars in it. She has an eating disorder in it, which stems from when alan's eating disorder was at its peak :-(
Bathtime (1997): Wrigley
Incredible blue lighting. The best. Outstanding. Beautiful. Bare. This is a look at the night of a depressed man obsessed with his fish.
Burn Your Phone (1996): Andy
This absolutely rocks. All Alan's face for 20 minutes.
(NEARLY) COMPLETE FILM LIST
HAMLET (1993 London): Hamlet COMING SOON!