About ME!! |
I decided to do this because if turns out my FANS, if you will, care about ME as much as the sexy singles I am hooking up via the internet. This is perfect for a lot of reasons. For instance, without me, there would be no Erin McCarthy's website. Think about it. Since everybody pretty much wants to know, yes, I'm single, and everything I say in the dating ads is true. The exceptions are that I have never shit my pants at play rehearsal and Elana actually doesn't even know who Delta Burke is. Everyone should totally facebook me! Also, I have a myspace where I am friends with many porn stars. My website has recently experienced a new phenominon: people who don't know me, or know you, are viewing it. For example, Steven Tordoff's girfriend. Also, this girl who claims to be one of Skylinn Wynn's friends? What? Steven Tordoff is obscure, and I'm not even sure if I spelled Skylinn right. Another person found it through Liz's facebook. So here is some actual biographical information. I am from Pekin, Illinois, where there is NO WAFFLE HOUSE. We do have more sluts in skirts per square yard in winter than any other Midwestern town. Pekin is the home of the world's greatest sundial and the world's only living centaur. I attend the very accomidating Bradley University. Does anyone want to live with me? My majors are Political Science (Ciencias Politicos) and Spanish (Espanol). Someday I will go to law school (esquela de law). Not here (aqui) though; we don't do that, and if we did, I don't do that. I am a certified online reverend for the Church of Spiritual Humanism. The point is, I can marry you or name your boat if you want. If you were to ask me if I am Irish, I would tell you yes. Then I would tell you that you, also, are Irish, because my people breed well. I have a few hobbies that make me interesting, like ice skating, rock climbing, and mountain biking. Not the last two. My I am afraid of dogs, damaged books, and machines that might suck me in, like escalators. My worst fear is probably getting lost, it's debilitating and because of it, I get lost a lot. Stop laughing, it isn't funny when I cry. I owe Blockblockbuster $71.43. I'm afraid of that, too. Tyler Billman has a HUGE PENIS and he will tell you all about it. Nathan Stien is a world-famous-fuck and will NOT SHUT UP about it. OH! And I am single, Scott Pyle. SO, if you you or any other hotties would like a piece of this ass, just give me a ring, I am available for ass any moment of any day. This is especially true if you are an asshole, might be gay, or are willing to wear a suit before the encounter. If you would like to know anything else about me, ask, and I will post that information on the world wide web. |