SOAP WARS:
Episode II: Attack of the Clones



Spring of ´82. On USA TV, 5 SUPER SOAPS WERE AIRED SIMULTANEOUSLY: DALLAS, KNOTS LANDING, DYNASTY, FLAMINGO ROAD AND NEWCOMER, FALCON CREST.

FALCON CREST, as everybody knows nowadays, replaced oil with vineyards and the baddie with a Golden Girl female baddie called ANGELA CHANNING, played to perfection by JANE WYMAN, an expert in melodramas and by then, the USA president´s ex wife. However, on its first year, FC ended with an anticlimax (no real suspense) with the legal split of FC between ANGELA and his nephew goody-goody CHASE GIOBERTI (ROBERT FOXWORTH).

Meanwhile, on the other shows:

- FLAMINGO ROAD: The tackiest, corniest supersoap in town (until THE COLBYS came up...) ended its life in a very sinister way, with the mysterious murder of D. SELBY´s part, TYRONE. FIELD & CONSTANCE got a divorce and LANE finally married SAM. On the final scene, we saw TYRONE disguised as a monk, in an isolated monastery, vowing revenge, presumably dead...F.CREST recycled the plot, the actor and even then monastery clip!! for its season 7 cliffhanger...

- DYNASTY: The CARRINGTONS series featured BLAKE K.O., after falling down from a horse, out in a mountain resort, due to a fight with Dr. NICK TOSCANNI (J. FARENTINO), who watched him agonizing...Back in Denver, FALLON (P. SUE MARTIN) & JEFF (J. JAMES) feared unstable CLAUDIA (P. BELLWOOD) might have kidnapped their baby, and ALEXIS caused his fiancé CECIL (L. BOCHNER) a heart attack in the middle of a sex encounter...

- KNOTS LANDING: In California, VAL finally found out the extramarital affaire his husband was having with wicked ABBY and left him in tears, letting "poor" GARY perplexed, almost recovered from his drinking problem...KL was getting more and more audience discreetly, more out of its actors´ great playwork (T. SHACKELFORD, J. VAN ARK, M. LEE y D. MILLS) rather than of the storylines or the cameo appearances of some DALLAS stars like JR or BOBBY...

- DALLAS: At the lowest point of its history, the show presented the degeneration of the JR-SUE ELLEN-CLIFF triangle plot, climaxing sadly with BARNES´s suicide attempt. Just divorced from and about to remarry JR, SUE ELLEN promised not to marry if CLIFF would die...At the same time, BOBBY & PAM found out little CHRISTOPHER was not JR´s son, but JEFF FARRADAY´s, a boyfriend of KRISTIN´s. LUCY discovered she was shockingly pregnant with his kidnapper ROGER´s baby and miss ELLIE eventually accepted JOCK´s death, the only slightly interesting plot on the last 15 episodes...

With such an unspectacular and boring cliffhanger as this was, you can easily understand DYNASTY and FC took advantage of this minicrisis and appeal the audience of their networks.
But DALLAS had a few aces, especially JOCK´s testament and newcomers LOIS CHILES, JOHN BECK and the return of incomparable MORGAN BRITTANY, KATHERINE for her enemies...

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