STAR WARS:
Episode VI: Return of the Ellie



Spring of ´86. The EWING EMPIRE begins to burn out before the non-coordinated attacks of Serialoids...now with the newest and worst: THE COLBYS:

- DYNASTY: Knowing they had to profit the slight advantage at last season´s ratings, SPELLING launches a DYNASTY spin-off, THE COLBYS, as he squeezes out J.COLLINS & L. EVANS, who´d play KRYSTLE´s common deadringer RITA, too. The cliffhanger presented BLAKE, with no mansion and ruined by ALEXIS, trying to strangle his ex wife in front of KRYSTLE and BLAKE´s long-lost brother, BEN (C. CAZENOVE). At the same time, a hopeless CLAUDIA caused the fire of La Mirage hotel accidentally, and all the other characters might die burnt there...Wooden AMANDA and unspeakable SAMMY JO had a catfight in the pool for CLAY´s (T. McGINLEY) love. Meanwhile, DOMINIQUE broke her engagement to GARRET (K. HOWARD), her daughter´s father, when she knew he had never been married, and CARESS (K. O´MARA), ALEXIS´s sister, sends out an SOS from a South America prison. Obviously, writers didn´t forget anything...clichéd.

- FALCON CREST: Nothing less than an EARTHQUAKE "cheered up" Tuscany Valley on their 5th cliffhanger. Because of it, many might be dead: ANGELA, her recovered daughter JULIA, EMMA, her bodybuilding husband DWAYNE, LANCE, MELISSA, ERIC (J. CALLAHAN), ANGELA´s stepson, RICHARD and his new wife TERRY. As this happened, in San Francisco CHASE went through a live-or-die operation after being shot several times and MAGGIE feared the responsible for that, her kidnapper JEFF (E. ALBERT) might come back to take her away again. Schizophrenic lawyer JORDAN (M. FAIRCHILD) and boyfriend GREG (S. MACORKINDALE) were pointed with a gun by the PSYCHO himself and RICHARD got to know the baby he fathered to late CASSANDRA. The earthquake was just another chance to reset things and getting rid of disturbing characters...Even so the plot worked out well though its staging was rather poor...

- THE COLBYS: In spite of the empty glitter and the celebrities (B. STANWYCK, C. HESTON, R. MONTALBAN & K. ROSS), the show just lasted one more year and this was its first cliffhanger: JASON accused of murder by wife SABLE, FALLON believed she was pregnant with his ex lover MILES (M. CAULFIELD) and MONICA (T. SCOGGINS)´s plane crashed after she found his boyfriend in bed with another woman...The saving grace was only the main theme by B. CONTI and C. HESTON´s efforts to keep his toupé in its place...STANWYCK always looked as if she casually was around...

-KNOTS LANDING: In the middle of a full regeneration process (something usual here but NOT for its rivals), writers ended this 7th year with KAREN´s mysterious kidnap. Not yet divorced ABBY & GARY continue their tumultuous relationships with GREG´s presumed brother, PETER (H. BLOCK), and JILL (T. AUSTIN) each, as VAL reacts violently when she learns about her husband BEN (D. SHEEHAN) having an affair with CATHY. Besides, a fairly good character appears: PAIGE, the secret daughter of MACK and first love ANNE (ex singer M. PHILLIPS), and OLIVIA, ABBY´s teenage kid, tries to go through her drug addiction...

-DALLAS: Miraculously BOBBY shows up in PAM´s shower, not long after her marriage to MARK. Has BOBBY resurrected, is he a twin brother, a double or maybe...just a dream? Back BBG as miss ELLIE, the show crowns its golden age with a luxurious episode including a wedding, 2 bomb attempts (one at E. Oil), a fashion parade with wicked ANGELICA (B. CARRERA), sentimentalism and social awareness with handicapped TONY´s adoption by the KREBBSES, and the mystery that BOBBY could not to be the ONLY "resurrected" one: an old man called BEN STIVERS (S. FORREST) might be JOCK EWING as well...Order: to get the family EWING together, AT ANY PRIZE...

DALLAS topped the supersoap ratings again, although the belief was definitely lost...Life is a dream and a dream is just a dream, but the supersoap world was light years away from real world and bad times were coming for all, except for the younger sisters: curiously KL & FC wouldn´t get into a crisis yet...

Next season would be focused on plots and major characters rather than guest stars or trashy glitter. Even so it would be very enjoyable to follow the ins and outs of KIM NOVAK on F. CREST, as the Season´s Guest Stars´ Queen.

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