Greg, I'm afraid your punishment will be 4 hours in the snakepit.

You've impeded my work ever since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.....return the device woman!

Who touched the thermostat?! ...Brain implant, Meg. Every father's got one. Tell's them when their children are messing with the dial.

Is that really the blood of Christ? Man, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, eh?

Aw, the Statue of Liberty, what are we going to do? Boys, we're gonna drink til she's hot.

Are you a-sleeping on the job? No sir, there's a bug in my eye, and I'm trying to suffocate him.

Then I had that job as a sneezeguard at that restaurant.

Look, I hate lying to Lois, it's just...it's the best way to keep her from knowing the truth.

I'll have 6000 chicken Fa-jai-tas please ....and a soo-sauge mcbiscuit.

Oh, it's a moat. Does it work? Well, it does keep the black knight at bay.

Hey, there's the guy that couldn't hold onto the soap! Yeah, that was classic.

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! OH YEAH!!

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