![]() The last time we left dad home alone, he turned the house into a giant puppet. |
![]() If you get a job, then who's gonna feed me and protect me from the evil monkey in my closet? |
![]() Oh come on now, I barely touched you. Stop your boo-hooing I say. You see, you see, this is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA. |
![]() Hey Frenchie, is my fort ready? Yes Mr. Griffin, even though no one else has any pillows now. |
![]() What would have happened if Kurt Cobain quit? ...the label's excited about your 7th album. Thanks. Oh you remember my wife, Courtney Love. WHO?? |
![]() Well, the hijacking of flight 52 is over. The plane is safely landed in Cuba, and all Americans on board are on their way home with the exception of one couple: a fat man who is inexpliciably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like. |
![]() ![]() There it is: The Black Market. |
![]() Ya know, Miguel over there has had his eye on you, and his wife Rosa is pretty open. What? Oh nothing, this is nice. |
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