The last time we left dad home alone, he turned the house into a giant puppet.

If you get a job, then who's gonna feed me and protect me from the evil monkey in my closet?

Oh come on now, I barely touched you. Stop your boo-hooing I say. You see, you see, this is exactly why people don't respect the WNBA.

Hey Frenchie, is my fort ready? Yes Mr. Griffin, even though no one else has any pillows now.

What would have happened if Kurt Cobain quit? ...the label's excited about your 7th album. Thanks. Oh you remember my wife, Courtney Love. WHO??

Well, the hijacking of flight 52 is over. The plane is safely landed in Cuba, and all Americans on board are on their way home with the exception of one couple: a fat man who is inexpliciably married to an attractive redhead. Here's an artist's rendering of what they might look like.

There it is: The Black Market.

Ya know, Miguel over there has had his eye on you, and his wife Rosa is pretty open. What? Oh nothing, this is nice.

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