I hope for your sake the cake's better than the last party I went to. OH god, coconut.

That's a nice muscley throwing arm ya got there. I got a nice tip for you right here in my pocket. Why don't ya reach in there and fish it out for yourself.

Hi, I'm here to pick up my son, Chris Griffin? He's here to finger the guy held up that convenience store.

We now return to the E! True Hollywood Story: Alf B-b-by the 3rd season I was completely wasted all the time....

At least the TV gets good reception. Hmm, must be some kind of nature show.

You gotta get in through the window....oh sorry I forgot to roll yours down.

So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years? Dont say 'doing your wife', don't say 'doing your wife', don't say 'doing your wife'....doing your....son?

Now them Griffin boys better grow some wings...or start flappin their arms.

You didn't have any trouble talking to me when you thought I was a boy. Just pretend I'm a boy. OK. Wanna go down to the old town bridge and make out?? Yes sir!

I think the lesson here is: It really doesn't matter where you're from, as long as we're all the same religion.

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