Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was lookin to break off a little somthin-somethin, but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank, and she's all about the bling bling. He's speaking in tongues Lois, our son is possessed! ....the power of Christ compells you!

Peter, it just a phase.....yeah, like those two weeks you spent narrating your own life: ....of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew....

Day in the life of an Irish man

Day in the life of an Irish woman.

Holy Crap I'm black!

Well, about time for me to be hittin the ol' dusty trail.....I like your hat.....upp, I found the fire door.

Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hi-God I hate you so much.

Lois, the King of Cartoons will be here in five minutes, and I will not have your embarass me. Peter, this is rediculous...

It's like I'm a freakin leper. Hey can I sit there? No, these are saved.

Before you go, what's heaven like? There's a shortage of chairs.

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